Chapter 2
Jeannine Joshlin has been my administrative assistant since I opened the agency. She was also one of my first clients when I went to work as a mental health counselor for the San Diego County Department of Social Services. She is a tall, blond, intelligent, beautiful, obsessive-compulsive 25 year-old. At first glance she adds a huge measure of class to an otherwise modest office space in La Jolla. Fortunately, most of my clients don’t stick around the office long enough to pick up on her numerous idiosyncrasies. She’s also honest, sincere, and willing to work hard at the business and on her problems. I buzzed her on the intercom.
“Yes Jason,” she said as she walked into my office.
“I’ve got a very busy day planned for you,” I said, handing her a To Do list. “First I need you to call Chelsea and ask for a copy of the recording company contract. I also need a list of names and phone numbers for each of the band members, support staff, and manager. A copy of Terry’s address book would be even better. Let her know that if a cop calls asking about a civil suit, tell him she can only discuss it with her attorney at this point. Ask her for the name, title, and phone number of the president of Cerise Records. Try to set up a meet for this afternoon. Mention that we’re working for Chelsea and they should bend over backwards to try to avoid a lawsuit.”
Jeannine is a wiz when it comes to computers, and is especially skilled at Internet research. I have no doubt she’ll come up with twice the info I would have found and in half of the time. Right after I got back to my own To Do list, she buzzed me.
“Your dad is on Line 1.”
“Hi Dad. Any luck?”
“Am I going to have to go through that every time I call here?” he asked with a large measure of irritation in his voice.
“What?”
“That nut-job receptionist of yours just called me Dad. I never met the woman in my life and she acts like she’s my long-lost daughter. I don’t need to ask where you found her.”
I replied, “Yeah, but she does Windows.”
“What?”
“I thought you liked getting to the point. Do you know the primary?” I inquired, hoping I had successfully changed subjects.
“It’s Walter Shamansky and I do know him. We’re not exactly the best of friends, but he agreed to a meet. Call him at Metro.”
“Thanks Dad. Do you have any advice on how to approach him?”
“Go with what we talked about. Form your own opinion. I gotta go,” he said and hung up.
Three minutes later I was patched through. “Shamansky,” said the burly voice.
“This is Jason Duffy. I’m a Private Investigator working for Chelsea Tucker.”
“Duff’s boy. Yeah, the wheel’s been greased, as if you didn’t already know. I don’t have a lot of time for this sort of thing. The case is very high-profile and that means I have the brass up my ass looking for results,” he said.
“You’ve got to take a break occasionally. You name the time and place, I’ll be there.”
“I do have to eat lunch.”
“Great! When and where?”
“Larabee’s at noon,” he said.
“Where’s that?”
“It’s in that yellow research manual they give to everybody who owns a phone. If you cross-reference it with a Thomas Brothers Map Book, you’ll have an hour and a half to figure it out. Think you can you handle it?” he asked.
“I can’t wait,” I said and he hung up.
Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? Ten-to-one lunch sets me back at least $50. I hope Chelsea isn’t a grinder when it comes to expense reports.
My next call was to Bernie Liebowitz. Of all of the club owners I worked for, Bernie was the best. He’s a former rock & roll agent who got out of the business because he couldn’t stand seeing his clients constantly getting ripped off by the recording companies. He agreed to meet me at the start of happy hour.
As expected, Larabee’s turned out to be an upscale restaurant just off of La Jolla Boulevard. It was a white Spanish building with a red tile roof, built into the side of a hill overlooking the Pacific. The restaurant had several terraces filled with alfresco diners. Inside the beveled glass entranceway was a hostess who looked very familiar. I was sure she played the part of a mom on one of those sitcom’s that has been in reruns for years.
“Do you have a reservation?” she asked with the warmth and charm you might expect from Beaver Cleaver’s mom.
“I’m afraid not,” I said. “Do you think you could squeeze in a party of two?”
“We’re booked solid until at least 2:30.”
“Actually I’m meeting someone. It’s quite possible he made a reservation. His name is Walter Shamansky,” I stated with raised eyebrows and a hopeful inflection in my voice.
Beav’s mom made a big production of perusing the reservation list carefully. When she finished she gave me a sympathetic expression and a little shake of the head.
“Mind if I wait until Mr. Shamansky arrives?”
“Not at all.”
She extended her arm toward a church pew adjacent to the door. Just as I was thinking Shamansky stood me up, in walked a muscular, 50-something guy with a shaved head. Beaver’s mom lit up like Disneyland’s Main Street Electrical Parade.
“Howdy stranger!” she enthused. “I thought you lost our address.”
“Not a chance. Where else in La Jolla am I going to find four-star food and a five-star hostess,” he said, laying it on thick.
“Where’s the benevolent benefactor today?” she asked.
“I’m supposed to be meeting a PI.”
Beaver’s mom gave a head nod in my direction. Walter Shamansky turned to face me and asked, “Son of Duff?”
I raised my hand and stood. “That’s me.”
He flapped his palm indicating he wanted me to fall in line behind him as he turned his attention back to the hostess.
As I approached, I said, “I thought you didn’t have a reservation for a Walter Shamansky.”
Beav’s mom looked at Shamansky and asked, “Is that your name, Kojak?”
“You can call me anything you want, beautiful,” he replied with a wink. She feigned embarrassment and showed us to a window table with a view of the ocean.
I started to launch into the spiel I had prepared, but got halted by a raised palm as Shamansky focused on his menu. I wanted to ask if he’d recently been promoted from Traffic Division, but held my tongue. After a couple of minutes the poster girl for anorexia nervosa stopped by our table and asked for our orders. Shamansky flirted as shamelessly as he had with the hostess. Surprisingly, this twenty-one-year-old also knew Shamansky and treated him like a friend.
Once our orders were taken Shamansky said, “OK, let’s hear it.”
I proceeded with the scenario I worked out with Dad.
Shamansky said, “I gotta give your old man credit. For a guy who’s three years retired, he set you up with a very believable story. Almost any other cop in the department would have bought it.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Your dad and me never saw eye to eye. He was with the In Crowd, the Irish Mafia, and I wasn’t.”
“Are you saying my dad was dirty?” I asked, with a pugnacious tone.
“No. Nothing like that. The Irish Mafia in SDPD is a clique. A large group of Irish cops who hang out together and watch each other’s backs in the field and at promotion time.”
“I have a flash for you, Shamansky, he never made it past detective.” The tension mounted.
“Don’t get me wrong. I like your dad. When we were both at Western Division we had two of the highest clearance rates in the department. He was a damn good cop. I just didn’t care for the company he kept.”
Just as the smoke was clearing, Olive Oyl arrived with lunch. We ate in silence for a couple of minutes.
“Here’s what I’ve got to offer, Shamansky said. “If you read the papers you probably know the assholes on city council cut our budget to shit. No overtime, hiring freeze, and something they’re calling total accountability, which is short for more paperwork/less field time.” He shoved an artichoke heart into his mouth and, once again, held up his palm, telling me it was not yet my turn to speak. “Your little scam about a civil suit tells me you’re willing to do some legwork in exchange for some information. Here are the rules: If I give you an assignment, you give me exactly what you find - no holding out on me and no partial truth. If you can do that I’ll keep you in the loop on the investigation. Deal?”
“I can live with that, on one condition: No bullshit assignments to satisfy the brass. You ask me to do something we need to know to move forward, I’ll give it to you straight,” I said while returning his stare with equal intensity.
“You are definitely the son of Duff. That’s a good thing. OK, no bullshit assignments. What do you need to know?” he asked.
Before I could launch into my questions our server rolled a dessert cart to our table and looked like she was auditioning for the role of game show hostess as she hand-gestured from one confection to the next. When it was mercifully over we ordered coffee.
“What did forensics have to say about the bomb?” I asked.
“It was a combination of BBs and a blasting cap in each ear pad of the headphones.”
“Wouldn’t that make the earphones noticeably heavy?”
“Here’s something you’ll find very interesting. The headphones were a recent gift from your client. According to her, he had been asking for a heavier, tighter seal to block out extraneous noise. A studio sound tech confirms that he asked for a recommendation on a pair that had those features.”
“Is that the only reason you like my client?”
“Not at all. She inherits five million bucks from an insurance policy. Her husband, like all rock stars, may have had infidelity issues. And, everyone I’ve talked with tells me Terry Tucker was a sonofabitch,” he said.
“Don’t tell me you’re relying on clues from the National Inquirer.”
“Talk to the band,” he said as he stood.
“Anything else?”
“Yeah,” he replied, “Leave a big tip.”
I waited until I got down to the street before calling Jeannine. “Were you able to get me an appointment at Cerise Records?”
“Everything else on the list is going very well. But Cerise Records was really weird,” she said.
“Weird, how?”
“I told the receptionist who I was and everything, then she put me on hold. She must have put her hand over the phone, but I could still hear her explaining it to her boss. He said, ‘Tell them I am out of the country and won’t be back for at least a couple of weeks.’ When she came back on the line she told me what her boss said.”
“What’s the boss’s name?”
“John Koflanovich. I couldn’t hear him very distinctly, but he definitely had a foreign accent.”
I got the address and decided to try a drop in. It’s infinitely easier to blow someone off on the phone than it is in person. Twenty minutes later, I entered a large business office complex that was decidedly more upscale than my modest quarters, but definitely not in the same league as the major record labels. Fortunately, they had an on-site management company listed on the marquee.
I walked out of the elevator and was disappointed to see an interior hallway with no windows. There were only two office suites on Cerise’s side of the hallway. The other was Cleason Enterprises. As I walked into the Cerise reception room, I was again disturbed by the absence of interior windows. No way of telling the size of the suite or how many people were in their offices. The receptionist was an attractive blond in her mid-twenties.
“Hi. I’m with Cubic Property Management. We’re having an electrical problem on this floor and I need to take a look at your panel,” I said.
“Let me speak to the boss.” She left her desk and opened a heavy, walnut door just to the side of her reception desk. When she returned she said, “I’m sorry. There’s a confidential meeting going on right now and no one is allowed in the interior suites. If you would like to leave your name and number I can call when it’s OK. Or, I can just call Cubic.”
“I’m afraid you don’t understand,” I pleaded. “I just came from Cleason and their computers are completely down. They’re losing money by the second.”
“We work with some very big name acts in the music business. When they’re in negotiations it’s imperative that we maintain the highest standards of confidentiality. Entertainment Tonight, the Hollywood Tattler, California Confidential and the tabloids are constantly snooping around here. I’m sure you are who you say you are, but if a new talent or his agent sees you wandering around back there it could easily cost us a big contract.”
“I understand. But Cleason is very important to us, so I’ll just wait until the meeting is over if you don’t mind.”
“That’ll be fine,” she said.
After about ten minutes of watching the receptionist primp and preen, a plan came together. Without her noticing, I took my Swiss Army knife out of my pants pocket and the vitamins I forgot to take after lunch, out of my shirt pocket. I poked a small hole in one of the pointy ends of a Vitamin E gel cap.
“Excuse me. Did you go out for lunch today?” I asked.
“Yes. Why do you ask?”
“When you turned I saw something in the back of your hair.” She immediately started reaching for the back of her head. “Don’t touch it!” I stood up and walked toward her. “It looks like bird dookie. Turn around.” When she did, I squeezed the Vitamin E into the back of her hair and touched it lightly. “Eeeeewwww!” I exclaimed as I quickly withdrew my hand, revealing a strand of clear, sticky liquid spanning two of my fingers. “Tell me this isn’t what I think it is!”
The receptionist took one look at my fingers, made a high-pitched sound, and bolted out the front door toward the hallway Women's room. After wiping my fingers, I let myself into the interior office suite and noted three offices on either side of the hall. There was no identification on any of these doors. However, at the far end of the hall I saw an ornate door with a brass plate displaying the name: John Koflanovich. As I cautiously made my way down the hall, I heard a noise behind me and, before I could turn around, felt the cold steel of a large-caliber handgun poking into the flesh below my chin as the shaft of the gun rested on the side of my neck.
“Don’t move or you’re dead,” said the owner of the handgun with a heavy Russian accent.
“That’s it! You Ruskies are getting an eviction notice today!” I barked with all the righteous indignation I could muster. “Cubic Property Management does not allow firearms in this building. It’s in the lease you will soon be responsible for losing.”
“Bullshit!”
“The computers are down at Cleason Enterprises, your next-door neighbor’s suite. We’re not going to lose them as a tenant because you think you can deny us access to the electrical panel when it says very clearly in your lease that we have access whenever it’s necessary,” I said.
“Turn around and show me some identification,” he said as he withdrew the gun from my neck.
I turned around and faced a man in his late thirties of medium build, holding a pistol aimed at my chest. When I reached for my wallet he gestured excitedly with the pistol and said something in Russian. I retrieved my movie rental card from my wallet.
I reached out to hand it to him and said, “You keep waving that gun at me and you’ll not only get evicted, you’ll get deported.” He pointed the gun away from me for the first time and I made my move.
You already know that I’m a man of many talents: detective, musician, and dispenser of psychological advice. So, it’s completely understandable if you mistakenly assume I’m an expert at karate. Unfortunately, the only black belt I own is currently holding up my pants. I developed my best move in my childhood as a result of defending myself against my sister. She is two years older, but I passed her in height and weight when I turned seven. In spite of her lack of stature, Lisa packed exceptional punching power. If I teased her, took stuff out of her room, or any number of minor transgressions, I could count on her to come in with a hard right to the breadbasket. When she first started doing this Mom was appalled, but Dad recognized it as a way for her to fend off unwanted advances as she transitioned into her teenage years. The bottom line was that Lisa could pummel me to tears, but I could only learn how to block, evade, or trap her punches. Being a survivalist at heart, I became quite proficient at sidesteps and trapping her right hand under my left arm, like a boxer tying up an opponent with a clinch. I also learned the effectiveness of a good body punch and have first-hand knowledge of exactly where such a punch will do the most damage.
So, when the Russian pointed the gun to his side, I trapped his gun hand under my arm and, in one motion, and brought a power punch up into his solar plexus. His knees buckled and I shouldered him backward two steps into the doorjamb behind him. He banged his head hard on the corner of the doorway and his lights went out. I then saw Koflanovich’s door open part way and heard the unmistakable sound of large dogs growling. I was on the other side of that walnut door faster than a heavy metal drummer on double espresso.
As I exited Cerise, I ran into the receptionist in the hallway. “Did you put that stuff in my hair?” she asked angrily.
“Are you kidding? Most of the time I don’t even kiss goodnight on the first date,” I replied without breaking stride toward the exit.
By the time I got back to my Acura RXS, reality had set in. My heart could have kept time for a drum and bugle corps. My hands were shaking and I was too light-headed to drive. I sat in my car with the windows up and the air-conditioning on full-blast. I kept visualizing myself lying in the hallway of Cerise Records being fitted for a toe tag by an Assistant Coroner. After about ten minutes I calmed down enough to navigate over to the Dali Lama Yo Mama, Bernie’s nightclub. It was only 5:30 PM and the night clubbers wouldn’t be out for several hours, but Bernie opened up at 5:00 to catch the happy hour crowd from the nearby office buildings. I sat on a barstool next to the server station, hoping to connect with a familiar face.
I ordered a double vodka gimlet from a bartender I vaguely remembered as a rookie back when I was leaving the music scene. I’m normally not a big drinker. I had to deal with too many drunks as an entertainer to ever want to join their ranks. But I needed to steady my hands before my chat with Bernie.
“Hey stranger, I thought you got married and moved to the valley,” said a voice I recognized from directly behind me.
“Gag me with a spoon,” I responded with a Valley Girl inflection. “And it wasn’t me who was engaged last time we talked. What happened to that Matthew McConaughey wannabe you were hooked up with, Jasmine?”
“I married him.”
“Oops,” I said, “I always thought Matthew McConaughey was pretty cool.”
“Matthew is very cool. But that dick-head I married is history.”
“I’m sorry. Is that why you’re waiting on the suits now instead of the rockers?”
“I thought you got out of the head-shrinking business?” Jasmine retorted in a way that brought back memories of her feisty nature.
“I did and for the same reason you got out of your marriage. I couldn’t live with the dick-heads either. Most of the bosses I met needed more help than the clients. At least you don’t have that problem working here.”
“You got that right. Bernie is the real deal. I’ve been working here for six years now and for at least the first two I kept waiting for Bernie to show a little bit of a dark side,” she said, then shook her head. “Never happened.”
“Is he around yet?”
“Yeah, he’s in his office. I’ll tell him you’re here after I help the white collars get happy.”
I finished my drink and ordered another double. As I was reaching for my wallet, I felt a hand clamp down on my shoulder.
Bernie told the bartender, “This one’s on the house.” Then to me he asked, “Since when did you start slamming doubles?”
“Since about an hour ago when a thug stuck a gun in my neck.” I knew it would be counterproductive to hide anything from my mentor.
He replied, “I thought your practice was limited to the foibles of the rich and famous.”
“I’m working on the Terry Tucker murder. I’m sure you’ve been following it in the papers.”
“Terry played my club a few times in the early days when he was with Caliber 9. I was saddened, but not entirely shocked.”
“How come?”
“Terry was a perfectionist. The first time he played here he very politely asked if his band could rehearse some new songs at the club the afternoon before their performance. I agreed and showed up at noon to let them in. Terry worked them non-stop until 4:30 PM. He was pretty confrontational in the way he addressed his band mates when they didn’t measure up to his expectations,” he said.
“Are we talking obvious mistakes or nit-picky stuff?”
“I have a pretty good ear and half the time I couldn’t hear anything that sounded remotely off. It was clear that the guys in the band weren’t hearing it either. They were pissed.”
At that point I launched into what I knew of the contract with Cerise Records. “I was hoping you could take a look at it and see if you could spot anything that might give the record company a motive to kill him.”
“Do you have it with you?”
“No,” I said. “Jeannine was supposed to get a copy from Chelsea Tucker today, but after my near death experience I forgot to call to see if it came in.”
“Why don’t you call her from my office? If it’s there she can fax it over.”
It was almost 6:30 PM and Jeannine had surely left for the day, but I could never be certain how many times her OCD compelled her to check the lights now that she lived within walking distance of the office.
I tried calling her at the office and didn’t get lucky. I called her house and connected.
“Hi, Jeannine. Have you settled in for the evening?”
“Uh-huh,” she replied in a quivering voice.
“Are you OK?” I asked, fearing the Russians had come looking for me.
“No. I’m not OK,” she replied with a sob.
“What’s wrong?”
“Lassie’s dead!” she cried. “One minute she was standing next to the river and the next minute she was going down the rapids. Now she’s dead!”
Jeannine began to wail. She let it all out, like I’d never heard her cut loose before. It could have been the basis for a very therapeutic session. But since I’m no longer her therapist I did what any other self-respecting detective would have done. I ruined the movie by telling her how it ended and got her to walk over to the office and fax the contracts. About twenty minutes later thirty-one pages of legal bullshit came steaming out of Bernie’s fax machine.
While we waited, Bernie reminded me of a night at the club shortly after I started carrying a gun. At the time, a stick-up man was ripping off local bands. We were usually paid in cash after our gigs and would frequently find ourselves in dark alleys behind clubs at 2:30 AM. Since my dad was a cop, and I handled the money, I got elected for security detail.
One night, after collecting our pay and hanging with Bernie until the band had time to load the equipment into our truck, I walked into the alley behind the club. I immediately heard a voice screaming about money. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw a crazed junkie holding a hypodermic needle less than an inch from our bass player’s neck.
“I’ve got AIDS!” he screamed. “Give me the money or this guy’s as good as dead!”
The rest of the band stood frozen in front of the junkie, saying the money guy hasn’t come out yet. I had the gun on a belt holster in the small of my back. I quietly pulled it out and took careful aim.
“Put the needle down or I’ll blow your fuckin’ head off!” The junkie turned to look at me and I screamed, “RIGHT NOW!”
It was very clear to me, the band, and especially the junkie, that I wasn’t bluffing. He carefully laid his spike on the ground and raised his hands.
“I’m crashing man. I wouldn’t have stuck him.”
Then he sprinted down the alley. My first instinct was to chase him, but Kyle, our bass player, started hyperventilating and I thought he was having a heart attack. I stopped to help, and the junkie was long gone.
“That was a life or death situation and you handled yourself very well, as I recall,” Bernie said.
“I thought of that scene many times when I was weighing my decision to become a detective. Until today, I thought I’d be a lot cooler under fire.”
“Actually, you are,” Bernie said. “I’m sure you’ve replayed that scene in your head a thousand times, but you probably forgot that we sat here in this office and talked until 10:00 the next morning. You were on an adrenaline high that the junkie would have died for. Tonight you’re not even a quarter as amped as you were that night.”
“Really?” I asked. “I forgot all about what happened afterwards.”
“The last thing San Diego needs is a detective who thinks shooting people is part of the job description.” As he finished his point, the fax machine stopped printing.
He set me up with pen and a notebook and began analyzing the content. When he read a section he thought could have a bearing on the case, he followed with his expert opinion and answered all of my questions.
“Bernie, what do you think? What stands out the most?”
“As you know, I worked as an agent for 17 years. Since I became a club owner a lot of bands, managers, and agents have asked my opinion on record contracts. The thing that screams at me is that the owner or ownership group has business experience, but not recording industry experience.”
“How so?” I asked.
“The contract has a couple of giant loopholes that could easily be exploited by somebody who knows the established legal precedents in recording industry contract law. There was no way of telling if the Internet piracy issue would be resolved quickly when the contract was written. You had a talented new band with some name recognition and some terrific new material, jumping into a bad contract market. Along comes a new record company anxious to attract talent. I know from personal experience that Terry got involved in contract negotiations and knew how to mix charm with a knack for getting his way. I’d guess it didn’t take long for him to figure out he was dealing with amateurs and he managed to plant a hidden time bomb in the contract that would enable him to call the shots if the first two CDs performed well,” he said.
“Was Terry the kind of guy who’d screw the recording company and piss them off enough to get himself killed?”
“Most of the recording industry executives I know have ego’s that wouldn’t fit in this room. If their meal ticket had ‘em by the balls the way Terry had Cerise Records, I wouldn’t put anything past them.”
“Wouldn’t that be like killing the goose that laid the golden eggs?”
“It would if the whole band died in the explosion. There’s a lot of talent in that group and, if memory serves me, Terry wrote only half of the songs.”
“Can the band survive without Terry?”
“I’d give them a listen,” Bernie said.