Act 1
My name is Andy McPhee. I still live in the Highlands of Scotland. I love Scotland and I love the area in which I live. I live on a mountainside at Old Kinbrace. It is right out there in the middle of nowhere, which is the way I like things. Kinbrace is about four miles from my doorstep. The closest village would be Helmsdale, which is 17 miles in the opposite direction. Most folks have never even heard of hamlet of Kinbrace, let alone the fishing village of Helmsdale. If you ask a Southerner where Sutherland is? Then 90% of them still, would not have a clue. That is one of the main reasons I have chosen to live here, for the seclusion and the beauty not to mention the Scottish and the Highland way of life. I love the solitude of the Highlands. I love the clean and fresh air that I breathe. I even love the weather because it changes the whole look of things. In the summer the Gorse and Whin bushes are in full bloom, with their dazzling bright yellow flowers on a backdrop of dark emerald green. The Ferns cover the floor of the woodlands in a carpet of succulent greens. The mountains have a covering of purple from the Heather. And the sky is a beautiful baby blue with wispy white clouds. All the crofters and the farmers are gathering their crops. The local folks, are digging the peat in the long summer evenings, while they fight off the incessant attacked from the scourge of the hillside, clouds of midges, a mosquito like insect that get in your ears and in your mouth when you breathe, or the dreaded horseflies that are as big as bumble bees and their bite is equally as painful. Even with this they will work to help each other, without too much complaining. The midges can be kept slightly at bay by pipe smoke. It was not unusual to see young boys with a pipe stuck in their mouths puffing clouds of smoke hoping to engulf themselves in an aromatic cloud of anti midge smoke. Even women and girls would ‘take to the pipe for the peat cutting’. There are trout and salmon in the rivers, rabbits and deer on the mountain sides. There are game birds a plenty in the sky. Then comes Autumn and the hills change colour from purples to browns. The smell of peat fires fills the air and hangs like a mist in the glens and valleys. The rivers start to pick up pace, as the rains roll off the mountain sides. In the Highlands we call it a ‘Spate’. That is when the rivers that are normally slow and calm, suddenly become full to bursting point with the water that rolls down and runs off from the high ground. They look like rapids in the Rockies, except these are brown with the colour of peat. This is not a muddy brown that you see in the rivers of the lowlands. The Highland rivers run with the colour of stout beer. The Stags and Hind’s come down into the Glens and feed on what is left of the summer vegetation. The migratory birds fly off and the Canada geese fly in. Winter comes, and the floor of the forest is now brown with the dead bracken and the larch needles fall. Any deciduous trees have given up their foliage, the sky turns grey and the nights lengthen to the point where the sun rises at 9am and sets again at 3:30 to 4pm. On the clear and frosty nights, we can easily see the northern lights or the Aurora Borealis, if you want to be technical. Up here in the countryside of the Highlands there is little or no light pollution. The beauty of which is just so difficult to describe. My mother used to call it God’s Disco Lights. Winter would bring other things, like the snow, rain, wind and of course the cold. Even some of the animals change colour to blend in with their backgrounds. Weasel’s turn from brown to white, the Mountain Hare like the stoat or Weasel, changes his coat to match the peaks of the mountains. The Ptarmigan’s feathers change to predominately white. The Highlands of Scotland, always famous for its abundance of wildlife, some of which are now extinct. Many of the previously extinct species are now being reintroduced back into the Highlands as well as an attempt to re-establish the Caledonian forest, by the planting of millions of trees. The Wolf was a threat to travellers, so much so that in Sutherland, ‘spittals’ were built. These spittals were rock or wooden shelters that were built along the roads and mountain paths, to provide a safe place to rest, without being in danger from wolfs. In the Highlands, wolfs were a threat to the dead as well as the living. So, the Highlanders of Ederachillis started to bury their dead on the Island of Handa. As told in the book of Highland Minstrelsy
On Ederachillis’ shore
The grey wolf lies in wait
Woe to the broken door,
Woe to the loosened gate,
And the groping wretch whom sleety fogs
On the trackless moor belate.
The lean and hungry wolf,
With his fangs so sharp and white,
His starveling body pinched
By the frost of a northern night,
And his pitiless eyes that scare the dark
With their green and threatening light.
He climeth the guarding dyke,
He leapeth the hurdle bars,
He steals the sheep from the pen,
And the fish from the boat-house spars,
And he digs the dead from out of the sod,
And gnaws them under the stars.
Thus, every grave we dug
The hungry wolf uptore,
And every morn the sod
Was strewn with bones and gore:
Our mother-earth had denied us rest
On Ederchaillis’ shore
— from The Book of Highland Minstrelsy, 1846
Rightly or wrongly they were hunted to extinction from the highlands. The last known wolf, in Scotland, was killed in 1888. Plans to reintroduce the Scottish wolf have been talked about for many years but so far that is all we had, was talk. The Scottish Lynx was hunted to extinction almost 700 years ago. The Pine Marten almost became hunted out of existence, but numbers are now increasing. Pine Martens look like a large Polecat. They and the Scottish Wildcat are bringing a natural order back to the countryside of the Highlands. This is another of the reasons I love living in the Highlands. Then comes my favourite time of year, Spring when everything in reborn or becoming new. The young of most animals are being born and the plants are starting the cycle once again. It is a busy time for the farmers and crofters as the lambing season starts and the fields require lowing and planting to provide the next years winter feed. Some folks have asked me over the years. “Don’t you get bored living up there with nothing to do?” I have always found that there is so much more to do and so many more choices. Everything I eat is fresh and eaten during the correct season. Nature has a set up, that is balanced, all you must do is find that balance. Then set your life to align with it. So back to my house, the one I had originally grown up in. I say originally. My home had been rebuilt after a rogue agent, who worked for the UK’s SIS, destroyed it in a deliberate explosion, which Lachie and I were theoretically to have died in. So consequently, now we had all the mod cons in our newly rebuilt home. By mod cons really I mean all the things that we never had in our old home, when we had previously rented it from his Lordship. Those were basic things like mains electricity, mains water and still we had our large gas tank, although now it was situated, not quite so close to the home. Although I had not been born here, I had grown up at Old Kinbrace with my parents. We were normal hard-working folks and my father had worked hard all his life. Even after the premature death of my mother to cancer, he had continued to work a smallholding. From the days I went to school at Kinbrace, then Helmsdale and finally Golspie. I had one true and lifelong friend, Lachlan Henderson or Lachie to his friends. From boyhood and then later in manhood we had played and worked together. I, like Lachie, had been in the Royal Air Force as lifers. We had hoped that we would end our official working lives, in the British Military. Lachie had chosen the RAF Regiment and would have probably gone on to transfer to the SAS, had things worked out the way they should have done. In our life before SIS decided to interfere. I was in the RAF Medical branch. Before it all kicked off, Lachie had been a Corporal and I had been a Sergeant. Then, there was an incident on the Brecon Beacons, one of those incidents that are never properly reported and always emphatically denied. We were both immediately promoted, so Lachie was a Sergeant and I got a Crown to go with my three stripes, making me a Flight Sergeant. Sounds great? You would think so, wouldn’t you? Then you would be so wrong. We were posted to The Nuclear Biological and Chemical Research Centre at CDE Porton Down. The official line is, that CDE Porton Down are looking for a cure for the common cold. It was at this point things took a big downward spiral. There was some nasty shit going on. We got Court Marshalled and kicked out of the RAF. We had done nothing to warrant this. It just suited SIS, for us to be disgraced and disgruntled ex-servicemen. Then things just went from bad to worse. We ended up working as Team Seven for SIS. The only problem was that Most of SIS did not get the memo. So, we were placed on a black list and whilst trying to save the world from a doomsday weapon that a rogue member of SIS had stolen from CDE Porton Down. Meanwhile the rest of SIS, CIA, MI5, MI6, MOSAD and a dozen other members of the alphabet soup, that makes up the worlds secret services. They were all trying to kill us as the Terrorists. Does that sound complex to you? It was, or should I say it still is. I know what you are thinking at the moment. Who the fuck are SIS. So to make things easier to understand from the get go. SIS are the Secret Intelligence Service of the UK. SIS had promised that we would get our lives back, if we saved the world. We did, and then they sort of kept their promise. So, after a six month break to rebuild our homes and our lives, it looked like SIS had once again called us back in. I had left the main gate up to the house open, as my father was going to be taking his tractor over to Borrobol farm, with some wood for the gamekeeper, who lived about four miles from us. As such the postman came to the door with the post, rather than leave it in the wooden box at the gate. I knew the moment the letter came through the letterbox. I had gone to the door as soon as I saw the postman coming up the path, but the postman was faster than me, and the letter slipped through the slot in the door and glided to the floor. It landed face down on the mat. Just a plain white envelope which had my name and address typed on the front and a rubber stamp on the back. I had spent six months enjoying a simple and pleasurable life. Jane, who I had met in the initial SIS caper, was now my significant other. She had moved in with me in the home that I currently shared with my father. This was the home, which we three shared with Kyla, my Japanese Akita and my father’s new companion, Raven II. Raven II was a replacement for my father’s Great Dane, Raven, that had been killed, whilst trying to save my life. Jane had bought Raven II, as a gift for my father. He was another jet black Great Dane. Now my father and his gangly companion were inseparable. So in reality, there were five of us that shared our new home. Three with two legs and two with four legs. All of team seven had kept in regular contact with each other. We had formed a bond that I thought would never be broken. Hans had gone back to Iceland and was now the acting Security Commissioner for the IDF (Iceland Defence Force). To give him his full military title he was now Colonel in Chief of the IDF. Abdalla had gone back home to Kenya. He left the Army and was now working on a wildlife preservation project around his homeland village. He had built a small Village Medical Practice and even paid for the Doctor and Nurse out of his own pocket. He now lived back in his father’s home, on the edge of the Malka Mari National park. Abdalla had paid for these projects himself, using part of his payment of £1,000,000 awarded to him by SIS for his part in saving the world. This should more accurately have been described as hush money rather than a payment. Lachie still lived just a few miles down the road from me in the home that he shared with his father. Lachie like all of us, was a man of means now. All of Team Seven were awarded the sum of £1,000,000 each. The civilians, who had become embroiled in our previous adventure, were also given similar awards. None of us trusted SIS and had requested that we receive payment in Cash. This was because at one point in the past, SIS had wiped us out on paper so that technically we did not exist. This included wiping out our bank accounts. So, to err on the side of caution, we had all decided to manage our own money and hide it away safely. SIS had initially balked at the idea of paying us in hard cash, but had eventually agreed. Each of us had secretly been given our payments in used note, at the Brora Radio Station. Sir Phillip Reeves-Johnson had overseen the cash transactions. Sir Phillip, who we just referred to as ‘The Suit’. This nick name, we had given him when Lachie and I had first met with him at CDE Porton Down, was due to the fact that he always wore Harris Tweed suits. All of us, had literally stashed it away a place that only we would know. Sandy McKay, who had been the skipper of the fishing boat Catherine May, until it had been destroyed by Marcus Brown, in the failed attempt to wipe all of us out. Sandy had retired from the sea, and now owned a Pub in Keiss. Even though SIS had replaced his fishing boat with a brand-new boat. His daughter Rosemary married her childhood sweetheart Stuart McCormack. Both had also been ensnared by the SIS some six months earlier. Stuart had, what would have been his step father’s boat though. He had spent half of the money that Rosemary and he had been awarded, on highly upgrading the boats engine and other hardware. Jane’s father had invested in a Luxury Car hire business. He was also given a posthumous award for his wife, she had been killed by SIS agents. So, all of us had our lives squared away. I was actually enjoying life. I travelled the world Sky Diving and Base Jumping. This Lachie and I still did together, only now Jane would accompany us. We could not get her to parachute alongside us though. Jane just liked the exotic locations that we would go to. Apart from the death of my father’s original Great Dane and Jane’s mother, we had all somehow survived. All of us managed to get out unscathed with the exclusion of Lachie catching a bullet in his left shoulder. This was now completely healed, except for the odd twinge when the weather got damp. I suppose you could say that we all came out of things rather well, financially speaking that is. But what we gained much more than any payment or accolade. It was the bond of friendship. We made a pact that we would meet up, every two months. We would take turns as to who hosted the gathering. In four weeks time, we were due to visit Hans at his home in Iceland. It was a place I had always wanted to visit but never really got around to going. I knew even before I picked the letter up from the mat by the door, that we were unlikely to be having
a Party at Hans’s home. General Sir Phillip Reeves-Johnson the current Head of SIS (The British Secret Intelligence Service) Lachie would have said that was an oxymoron. He had surreptitiously recruited us as temporary members of the SIS. But true to his word at the time he had given us our lives back at the end of a mission called ‘Altered Perceptions’. I picked the letter up and looked at the Black Door stamp on the reverse of the envelope. I decided not to open it until I had contacted the rest of what was Team Seven. Contacting my lifelong friend Lachlan Henderson, who was known to me, simply as Lachie. This would not be a problem, as he was due to come over help me in the Recording Studio, that we had built next to my home. I figured, Lachie and I would talk then. In my life before the RAF, I had been a Semi Pro Musician. Now I was putting that skill to good use, by offering young musicians a chance to record for free. This was a form of relaxation for me. Until Lachie arrived, I would set about trying to get the exact locations of all the official Team Seven, as well as all the unofficial members. I needed to know if I was the only one who had received the letter. My father was out walking our dogs. This was something that he did twice a day every day, irrespective of what the weather was doing. At the age now of Seventy-One, he was still fitter, than most forty-year olds. He had lived almost his entire life in the Strath of Kildonnan. The greater part of which his did as a forester, while keeping his small holding going. Until six months ago he had rented it from owners of the Estate. Then SIS had managed to buy it from them and get it transferred into my name. Once again this was, as part of their bribe, to get me to do their dirty work. Consequently, now it was my land with my name on the title deeds. Even though as far as I was concerned, it was my fathers. In the home that had been destroyed. The large farmhouse kitchen, had been the hub of life, with its Rayburn Solid Fuel Cooker sat on a traditional flag stone floor. I had kept this feature in the new design. Apart from the Recording Studio next to the house, the original design appeared to be the same as the previous. I say appeared, because the house now had an extra sub-level. A large underground vault like structure, which was literally a large bombproof complex of rooms. Jane and my father combined part of their pay out, from SIS alongside mine. We had been able to fill it, with items that would always keep my family and my friends safe. Abdalla had designed an Armoury for me. It was like a mini version of the underground Shooting Range. This was where Abdalla had refined and honed our skills at, when he trained us near CDE Porton Down. All of which had been in preparation for our involvement in ‘Altered Perceptions’. A high level of security was required to enter the underground bunker below my home. Each of the official members of the Original Team Seven had a different skill set, which is why we were chosen in the first place. I had been a Medic, but I was also Skilled Marksman along with being a sports parachutist. Lachie was like me from the same theatre of operations, he was a Marksman like me, but he had also been in training for the SAS whilst serving as a driver with the RAF Regiment. If it had an engine in it, then Lachie could work magic with it. Abdalla was a firearms expert and had been a member of the Kenyan Elite Special Forces, with a massive amount of battlefield experience. Hans was a pilot, from Iceland. He had been a Colonel is the Icelandic Defence Force and was an expert in Hostage Rescue, as well as being a covert communications expert. Jane had at that time of our recruitment, been a full member of the SIS. She was an expert in communications and computers. Originally, she had not been a field operative but like the rest of us, had been coerced into it. I had asked each member of the team to help me design our unique underground facility. It had been built by us and the other civilian members of Team Seven along with some specialists that Hans had brought in. Then my home had been placed on top. I say on top, the house only covered about a quarter of the surface area, of the bunker. We had not built it as a place where we would run covert operations from. We had built it as a place where we could all run too, should the need arise. Jane had designed the communications room with Hans. Lachie had worked with Abdalla on the Armoury. I had worked with my father on the accommodation section. Abdalla had also made Bug-Out Packs for us all. Filled with items that we would require, should we ever have to go on the run again. Each bag contained £10,000 in used notes of various currencies, a Sig Sauer semi-automatic pistol with the SR09 suppressor and fully loaded clips. Also included was a KaBar military knife and four burner phones. The batteries were always on charge or charged up. As was the satellite phone along with a secure ten-inch laptop. Each bag contained a Storno encrypted radio and a throat mike with earpiece. In an outside compartment there were also Passports. I say passports rather than a passport, because each person had four different ones that were all clean and had been arranged by Hans. The people at SIS, were unaware of any of the items. Nor were they aware of what lay below my house and I intended to keep it that way. I don’t think any of us really believed that SIS would let us live our lives continue without their involvement in some way or other. So, this was our back up plan, we would never again go on the run without the resources, to either protect ourselves or to hide if the need arose. We had kept a large percentage of the military hardware that had been issued to us under operation ‘Altered Perceptions’ most of which remained in the sub level bunker beneath my house. We had all told a ‘little white lie’ to SIS claiming that Marcus Brown had destroyed all of it, in the attack on the Catherine May, along with the destruction of the Bio Weapon, that Marcus Brown had stolen from CDE Porton Brown. The result of this ‘little white lie’ meant that our armoury still contained four AS50 Sniper rifles along with four BAE Advanced Digital Scopes. We had small arms that included Uzi Machine Pistols, Sig Sauer’s, and Mossberg pump action shotguns. On top of these we had an adequate supply of ammunition to go with these guns. Some of which we had acquired along the way from mercenaries, those that had been sent to wipe us out, and failed. In short, we were protected should we need to be. Life had become ‘normal’ for us once again or as normal as it ever could be for us.
Act 2
A knock at the door stole me away from my thoughts. On opening the door Lachie was standing there.
“So, are you going to put the kettle on or do I have to do that myself?”
“Lachie, how are you Mate? Come on in and since when did you start knocking on doors before you enter?”
“Since you had Abdalla, fit your new security system”
Lachie was referring to a system that Abdalla had put in. Composed of anti-personal electrical devices for uninvited guests, along with CS Gas spray. This could be armed from the bunker, below the house. I had never switched it on, but Lachie knew it was there.
“You know as well as I do, that it is safe unless we are actually in real deep trouble.”
“So?”
“So?”
“Are you gonna invite me in?”
We greeted each other with a handshake and a man hug.
“Come on in and I’ll put the coffee on”
Lachie had become a little flamboyant since coming into his money and had taken to dressing in full Highland working dress, making him look a bit like an extra from the Mel Gibson movie Brave-heart. Unlike Mel Gibson who stood a mere 5’ 10” Lachie stood almost a foot above that, so was much more like the real historical figure that had been able to wield a two handed Claymore Sword with a six foot double edged blade. That said, he wore the Kilt well, which he wore with a blouse shirt, knitted woollen socks including his Skean Dhu tucked into the top of his socks. On his feet he wore a traditional pair of good leather Brogue Hill shoes. Lachie looked good in a Kilt, not all men do, but he did. He said it worked great for pulling the lassies. As part of his new-found rebellious nature against authority he had allowed his hair and beard to grow. His hair used to be kept short in a military fashion, was now tied back in a somewhat curly ponytail, this matched his full blonde and ginger beard. Lachie looked like the archetypal Highland Scot, from about 400 years ago, that is. Lachie came into the large kitchen and fussed over Kyla. He and my Akita had bonded during our previous adventure, even though they knew each other well before that. Jane who had been working in her office, just off the kitchen, came in and gave Lachie a big hug. Jane looked small against me, but she looked positively tiny compared to Lachie.
“Are you going to stop for dinner Lachie?”
“If that is all right with Andy and yourself, then I would be happy to. By the way I closed the main gate.”
“Sit yourself down and I will make a fresh pot of coffee. I am sure Andy has already offered to make the coffee, but so far has done nothing about it” She said with a laugh and a wink.
Jane was about five foot eight inches tall and was slim built. She may not look like a regular soldier, but she had learned many fighting skills over the last six months. Hans and Abdalla would teach us things like unarmed combat or firearms work. This they would do whenever we managed to get together. Jane went and filled up the coffee percolator. While she was doing this, I took the opportunity to show Lachie the envelope I had received, but not yet opened.
“Snap” he said, then took out a similar envelope from his Sporran.
“Have you read it yet Lachie?”
“No, not yet, Andy. Have you?”
“I was not sure if everyone got one. I was going to contact you all first, before I read it, and thanks for closing the gate I left it open for dad as he was going over to Joe’s with firewood, later on.”
Jane came to the table and stood there behind me with her hands on my shoulders.
“Now what are you boys looking so conspiratorial about then?”
I laid my envelope on the table next to Lachie’s, face down as his was.
“Black Door, looks like we are about to be sucked back into something. I knew we would never get our lives back!” I said.
I knew full well that we had all expected this day to come, sometime in our future, just not quite so soon. SIS had had their pound of flesh out of us once already. I remembered a conversation that I had had during our training period. It was at a time when I was still officially a Medic in the RAF. We were at CDE Porton Down and I had called ‘The Suit’ and told him ‘I wanted out of whatever it was that they were up to’. To which his reply was “There is no out for you.” I could smell the aroma of fresh ground coffee, and also hear the percolator bubbling away on the stove. Jane brought the coffee pot to the table and set it down on a trivet. Then she fetched some mugs from the Welsh Dresser, this had been a replacement for the one that had originally sat against the gable wall in the kitchen of my fathers home. Jane did not bother with milk, as all of us preferred our coffee ‘Natural’ even though there was always a full sugar bowel in the centre of the table, should any guest require it. Jane filled our mugs with the fresh black coffee.
“Is that Coffee with or without Jameson’s?” Jane enquired breaking my train of thought.
“I think this is a ‘With’ sort of moment.”
Jane went back to the dresser and opened the cupboard below and pulled out a decanter filled with Jameson’s Irish Whisky.
Lachie and I proffered our mugs for Jane to pour some Irish in, and then she put a splash into her own cup.
“I notice they did not send one for Jane. I wonder why that was.”
“Perhaps they assume that as you and Jane are like a couple, that you will both just need the one letter. Or that they can’t afford another stamp after paying us so much?” Lachie said with one of his wide and honest smiles.
There was no love lost between Lachie and SIS. Due to the fake discharge that they had given us both, when we were in the RAF. Lachie’s hopes of transferring across from the RAF Regiment to the SAS, in an honourable fashion had been dashed. Consequentially Lachie was somewhat bitter about that. The time here, was just a little after two in the afternoon. So that would make it just one hour earlier in Iceland. Hans would be awake. In Kenya it would be five hours ahead of us so just about seven in the evening; this in turn meant that Abdalla would also be awake.
“Jane is the Chat Room set up on the Dark Web?”
“Yes Andy, the room is called ‘Raven 1’
“Do you think that you could reach out to Hans and Abdalla and arrange a time for us all to be on-line together?”
“Want me to do it now?”
“No, let’s have our coffee first. God knows when we will get a chance to relax again.”
I knew both Lachie and I were desperate to open the envelopes. Just I did not want to do it until we had everyone together. I put my envelope under the sugar bowl. Lachie seeing that I had done this reciprocated with a sigh, lifted the sugar bowl and put his envelope on top of mine.
“Jane can you let me know when they are on-line? I am going to the studio for a bit. I have to lay down some guitar work and Lachie can earn his dinner by being the sound engineer.”
“OK Andy I will buzz when they are in the Chat Room.”
I finished my coffee and washed up our cups, then went out and up the pathway to the studio. I had found playing guitar again gave me a way to de-stress. The studio had been a luxury. that I had added simply because we could afford to do it. It was a working project. It gave me another side to my life. I had built it about 20 yards away from the house which was at the far end of the under ground bunker. There was a secondary entrance to the sub level which could be accessed from the live room, by use of a hidden trapdoor and stairwell. The other entrance to the bunker was from inside the house, again from a hidden entrance. The studio itself was completely soundproofed, both from inside and from outside. It was fast becoming one of the Highlands premier studios. I had decided to only charge professional bands for use of the studio. Young amateur bands and musicians could use it for free. I went in and picked up my 1974 blonde Gretsch Country Club from its stand and plugged it into my Vintage 1970’s Fender Twin Reverb amplifier. Lachie had been learning to play bass guitar over the last six months, picked his cherry red Rickenbacker 4001 up and plugged into his Peavey TNT150 amplifier.
“Do you want to jam or play for real?” Lachie asked
“Let’s just jam for a while. We can do that ‘turn everything up louder than everything else’ Deep Purple sort of jam session, or a ‘nice bit of blues’ Muddy Waters, type session?”
“Blues”
Lachie loved the Blues and most of all he loved to play ‘Muddy Waters, Hootchi Cootchi Man’. We played a few more extended versions of Muddy’s songs and then a light started flashing in