Stylish Transient: A Novel

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Above and below and across dimensions there exists a book beyond the words made up to make up its innnermost composition.This is not that book.This is but a novel attempt to confound the mind into stepping out of the way of something far greater than itself.Which again is not this book.A tangle of words strung together in every direction can only ever be a pointer to the greatest mystery of existence past the page.Now that’s starting to sound like this book.A hodgepodge of mishmash that spins a web of brilliant nonsense until it flips itself upside-down and spills out the tea leaves of his rebrewed coffee cup. He of course has even less idea what he’s talking about than you do, which is why I’m here, so take it from me, you’re gonna love this thing.

DJ Rankin

As his handful of metafictional fans are already well aware, DJ s hardly an author. Not an aspirer of wordsmithing fame but rather an adventurer intent on living a life worth writing about. In fact, it seems quite peculiar for his publishers to ask for an abridged biography when he's proven time and again to be unable to whittle his word count once he gets going on his favorite subject. Yeah sure, so he’s some kind of hitchhiking protest chef who doesn't use money but instead keeps the fire, protects the water, builds the Earth and rides tornadoes, big deal, and maybe it’s all the elements of a great story except of course a decent author, but perhaps they’ll find someone to play him in the role of a lifetime movie about some idiot that thought anyone would ever read this mess. Other than that, he’s from Asheville NC, though now he carry’s his home wherever he goes, which is often organizing volunteers for UnSheltered Earth, which is perhaps why you’re here, it’s certainly not for the writing, so feel free to hit him up and please do whatever you can to distract him from trying to write another one of these masterpieces.