Lady In Waiting
He hears the whispers, naturally.
"Do you think... No, Really?
Hmmm, she looks so...
well, you know"
Same scenario every day
"It's the Adams' apple gives it away."
True, but whaddya gonna do?
Smile the professional smile
"Yes ladies, what'll it be?"
Oversight
He'd have liked to be a fandancer
its a skill he’d always admired
the grace, the charm, looked so natural
something to be desired
but any kind of an artist
must practice day and night
being too lazy to be any good
was a bit of an oversight.