“EYES ALL TO THE LEFT PLEASE,
EYES ALL TO THE RIGHT”
AND STILL THE COACH JUST TRUNDLED ON
PAST ANOTHER SIGHT.
“THIS IS WHERE THE HERO LIVED,
AND THIS IS WHERE HE DIED”
STILL THEY HARDLY GOT TO SEE
NO MATTER HOW THEY TRIED.
“THERE’S ANOTHER SITE FOLKS
SOMETHING ELSE TO SEE,
GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING,
IT’S ALMOST HALF PAST THREE.
WE HAVEN’T TIME FOR PHOTOGRAPHS
THERE’S STILL A LOT TO DO,
I KNEW I SHOULDN’T LET YOU STOP
AT JUST TURNED HALF PAST TWO”
“EYES ALL TO THE LEFT PLEASE,
EYES ALL TO THE RIGHT,
WE HAVE A LOT MORE THINGS TO SEE
BEFORE DAY TURNS TO NIGHT”
“YOU HAVE TO SEE THE SIGHTS FOLKS
SO PLEASE DO AS I SAY,
I’VE GOT MY LIST TO FOLLOW
EACH AND EVERY DAY.
I MUSTN’T MISS A THING OUT,
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT ALL,
AND HERE WE ARE AT LAST PLEASE
OUR FINAL PORT OF CALL.
WE HAVEN’T TIME FOR PHOTOGRAPHS,
WE HAVE TO GET ON BACK,
DON’T GET OFF THE COACH PLEASE
YOU’LL ALL GET ME THE SACK,
DO GET ON THE COACH PLEASE
WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO?
DON’T GET ON THE TRAIN THERE
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
PLEASE GET ON THE COACH FOLKS
DO NOT WAVE GOODBYE,
I TRY TO DO MY JOB WELL
HONESTLY – I TRY!”