The Tapestry
You So Crazy
[Section 1]
By
Robby Richardson
[Diss Michelle L.]
Crazy...Crazy...Crazy
You So Crazy
Girl You So Crazy
You got a couple bats loose in your belfry going through life like Joefree
With a laugh like Gilbert Godfrey not charming just annoying
Can’t handle your high...yeah I can tell...too crazy for even Hell
There’s no one at your helm...the bang gone from your bell
Out of rhythm do tell...meet the Mitochondria of the cell
I’m a literal powerhouse but your lights are off...no driver in your game of golf
No Quasimodo in your tower...a precious mind state a real Frodo
Watching you float around doing nothing at all but expect it all
You want it all to be worth it all but can’t accept mirror mirror on the wall
Revealing the biggest sack of shit of em’ all
You pathetic sack of crap...who fakes cancer...yeah I’ll stand by that
You’re an oddball but no Andy Warhol just a cornball no care at all
At work we call you Casper responsibility can’t grasp her
When you there, if you there, you’re never there you’re presence invisible as air
You’re life is my laughter...a LITERAL disaster
It’s league night with no bowling lane...a gutter ball in your mind frame
No rain in your rainstorm...a chameleon in the snake form
Something’s missing is what I’m insisting
You got ears but no one’s listening so let’s drop these rhymes while whistling
Crazy...Crazy...Crazy
You So Crazy
Girl You So Crazy
You got a couple screws loose...you’re a few bricks shy a load
Now let’s unfold the questions that arose about the cancer you spoke
I warned you to leave me alone you said no
Now let me introduce you to this Writer Eater...[Bares Teeth]...and you’re my foe
A few fries short of a happy meal...the bad percentage in a crappy deal
You buy drugs to sell to kids and then mooch off them for a thrill
Your elevator is stuck...won’t go all the way up
A few bananas short a bunch...a sandwich short in your lunch
The hamsters off the wheel...no happy in your meal
You’re just outta touch...your fruit lacks a punch
Simpson’s stupid like Hunch...and just like Simpsons
This Tapestry goes for days...to complete an entire shift takes you four days
How many different ways or different sayings
Or different phrases to say your crazy
You so crazy...you so crazy...you so crazy
The Mother Goose of insane rhymes
The Pie Eyed Piper of Crazy Town
You so crazy…you so crazy...you so crazy
I know crazy...and I know crazy
Peter Rabbit down the crazy hole
Pocahontas dive off the waterfall
You so crazy...no you crazy
Let me lay it on thick when you switched from the dick
No problem with it just what you did with it
Your a husband cheater and then cheat on that cheater
And even cheat on her with your ex...you remember the supposed wife beater
Marrying him was your mistake while lying to me about your work on Prison Break
You’re good friends with Scoffield...an hour of lying how do you think that made me feel
I can’t even trust you with facts… 2 + 2 = 4
Yeah sanity just walked out your door
Straight up lights and convenience out your store
You closed up...out of business and boarded up
I feel like Mugsy “shutter up”...Mimsy
You can’t lie about the adultery the cameras did see
You’re the masterpiece that gives me lasting peace
Fulfill an artists everlasting need...one always placed high on my mantle piece
So Mimsy please meet your Leonardo Divinci
Make’em take a step back...Mwah! C'est Magnifique
Girl you so crazy
You so crazy...you so crazy...you so crazy
Humping on the ex of the girl you currently sleep next
They have three kids together...now why are you two together
You so crazy...I know crazy...and I know crazy
And bitch you crazy
Like a Loony Tune this ain’t a cartoon
It’s your life not the sharpest knife
Bird Brain with drama left over from the third grade
With beliefs as wild as mermaids
You so crazy...bitch...you...crazy
The End