The Tapestry
11 Hour Shift
[Section 3]
by
Robby Richardson
(Diss Michelle L.)
My ten hour shift just went to eleven
That extra hour leaves a sour taste like fresh lemon
But it’s overtime and I know the grind
Like an old friend maybe I’ll introduce you in time
In the mean time unwind with these rhymes of mine
Time to throw some shade and let the rain douse your parade
I got time today...11 hour shift
Can’t work a seven hour shift now just went to six...dumb bitch
I got time today...11 hour shift
Time to respond in kind and you’re not even close to working part time
But today...TODAY I got time...11 hour shift
Pop your ego like a bubble now you in trouble
Now I got an hour to waste on this Grumple
You don’t just stumble you tumble
I don’t want your life to burn I want it to crumble
I got time today, an hour to play, oh what to say
The lies I bought...knowing you is the cost I pay
So let’s toss this grenade and bury you in the foxhole I made
And let the explosion last the rest of your days
It’s time to sleep in the bed that you made
Time to milk that clock for a 40 hour drop whose dick you sucking at the top
I got time today...11 hour shift
Departments hemorrhaging money...I just think it’s funny...can’t my days also be sunny
I got time today...11 hour shift
Fat ass Governor Ratcliffe on her high horse “I run this place” but we’re clearly off course
But today...TODAY I got time...11 hour shift
Expose your claim...gunna dog walk you today
Like we’re on one of your claimed make up run ways
For two fucking hours I sat in your car...oh so long drone on and on
Listening to you make up stories about make up stories
For Prison Break when they were filming in our state
Oh wait...you did the make up for Sarah Wayne on her wedding day
Season 1 was in 05...Sarah was married in 02
So how hell would she have known you
Make up burn stories with Amaury
And when your best friend left because she couldn’t stand it
The lies upon lies and spilling all her bullshit
Did she let slip about the lie she kept hidden
Just to fuel your ego’s addiction
Bitch can’t even work a six hour shift needs me to fill it
I got time today...11 hour shift
I bet even HR wouldn’t believe about the central station you leave to smoke that green
I got time today...11 hour shift
I see you out there puffin to a state when you already late
But today...TODAY I got time...11 hour shift
Got your ex husband on the couch or is that your girl’s ex
Now which one was there for sex
You the idiot that injects liquid to disinfect
As matter of fact why don’t you do that
See how long it takes me to call Poison Control back
Having a go on your coveted fake plaque
That’s like Sun Tzu NOT on the attack
Sherlock Holmes break down in a literary mind set
[First Encounter]
“Yeah we have her cousin living with us I think...I think she wants to fuck me”
[Second Encounter]
“Yeah I have been hanging out with her ex-husband. He’s living with us...I think he wants to fuck me”
[Third Encounter]
“Yeah Hichem almost got into a fight with somebody while we are at Disneyworld. We’re over in the Star Wars section and this guy came up to me. Started hitting on me...he totally wanted to fuck me”
[Fourth Encounter]
“Yeah I think that new guy...um, Michael...yeah I think he wants to fuck me”
I’m sorry I got off track...I tend to do that...now back to that plaque you overpaid hack
Best Trainer of the Year, I say what training...you didn’t even pay the person that was doing the training
How about the three year hand book of the credit you took
Overstepping your best friend who left to go home again
Tennessee she ran from thee...now claiming a stoner you be
I got time today...11 hour shift
I was on that fruity blend when you were picking at seeds and stems
I got time today...11 hour shift
Dishonoring the blend while I’m writing a new Of Mice and Men
But today...TODAY I got time...11 hour shift
Air out your dirty laundry like my high school hoodie
Ask anyone I ain’t changin’ middle finger to you
And a black flag still raisin’
How you going to come back after this come back
I worked 31 hours over three days that’s more than you can say
53 hours a month almost lapped you c@$!
A dead man’s mission and I haven’t yet jumped
Geronimo... you’re not even good at being a dumb hoe
You made the schedule what you late for
So many mouths whose the plate for
That’s your handwriting...I know you’re lying why you still trying
Lies like snake oil...nobodies buying
I see you blowing smoke in your Marquis claiming you a G
All you are is flunky and trashy
You know who told me your best friend Jaime
Deciding that her residency would be better in Tennessee
It’s called a bra you’re at work struttin’ around like you even got work
Since you’re giving away money here’s my open hand
Show you how to stack money wrapped in rubber bands
It’s called save...not spend, spend, spend
Not which company can I default on the loans they lend
So I got time today...but I’ll be on my day
Wasted this hour on a scarecrow with no brain
Wasted this hour on something that doesn’t pay
But today...NO, I got time today
10:59:58pm...10:59:59pm...11:00:00pm
(Pen Clatters)
The End