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tonight,

I decided it

was time to be

the other guy.

 

some men

cannot

figure out women.

I too,

was one of those men.

and

in earlier times,

I would take the same

strategy of defeat,

“nice guys finish last”

I’d say.

“someday they’ll all want me

and they won’t have me.”

 

but someday never

came.

and

the bars kept closing

and the girls

never went

home

alone.

so, when a Slovakian girl

with eyes

like a blue hawaiian

lost

on a subway in the

cool part

of new york

looked at me and

said, “

i want the american

experience”, I knew

it was time to change

tactics.

 

we went to

st. marks.

even if

she

didn’t dig the freak show

 

I knew we could

find weed. bob dylan

lived here I said.

cool.

bukowski

wrote right here, I said,

on this stoop.

cool.

I pointed at

the st. marks hotel.

“and that’s where

sid

killed

nancy.”

I knew something

about my facts was

wrong but I didn’t

stop.

she held the flask up

to her mouth.

I took it and

kissed her

before she could

say

cool.

 

later,

we said

goodnight

and I moved down

7th avenue.

I looked up

and

saw the hotel chelsea.

EVERYTHING

I told that curious

slovakian had been a lie.

bob, bukowski, dog diced nancy

they’d all lived here

not st. marks.

and then

I smiled

because

she’d

never know the

difference and

I

got to kiss her

anyway.

 

tonight,

I decided it

was time to be

the other guy, and

I won