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we drove from here to LA

in total silence

because Ace Enders,

said we should.

of course he talked

for hours,

actually he just screamed

and he did it for hours,

into a cell phone

as he paced around the trailer

in the parking lot of every gas station

from here to LA

 

he wrote his best songs at his worst.

after the phone calls

with his soul mate,

the women never understand

the artist,

but if she didn’t tear him apart

he never would’ve written those songs

and I wouldn’t have fallen asleep each night

listening to him pick the guitar strings

and singing about the love he would see

when we finally sold enough merch

to fly her

from there to LA

 

his hair grew long

(he was the converse wearing allstar)

he grew out his beard

(mad whiskers on a mad dog)

somewhere between Wind Gap and Winnemucca

we became a tribe,

and Ace

wore the feathered headdress.

it was never spoken of,

never decided,

but he was the man for that place

and time,

and the other bands knew it too.

we weren’t the headliners

and we didn’t draw the biggest crowds,

but the other bands hushed

when Ace walked into the room,

we all knew we were treading

with a real songwriter.

but HE DIDN’T KNOW IT,

 

would never accept it,

and I watched him go mad

trying to write

The Book of Love,

and recite it every night

to the girl on the cell phone.

in every parking lot

every gas station

every motel

from here to LA

 

half the band watched

the karate kid on repeat,

the rest of us read road novels

and listened to Wilco,

but not Ace!

he just stared

and occasionally would jump up and scream

until his face got hot and red

and then he’d quiet down

and start staring again.

in portland

Ace and I jockeyed across the city

to find a post office.

the mental institution had just run our of funds

 

and all the crazies were living on the streets,

one grabbed Ace’s shirt

and like a zoo animal does when you catch it staring at

you,

he looked right into Ace’s soul,

and said, “I know what you did.”

I knew

that he knew

whatever it was,

no matter how nuts the bum was,

that he really knew

what Ace had done,

even if I didn’t know Ace had ever done anything.

Ace asked me if I thought the bum knew?

I didn’t ask what he had done, but said that the bum

probably did,

but Ace liked attention,

and asked everyone this question

from there to LA

 

they called him a mad genius

they called him a crazy artist

they called him a possessed songwriter

I’m not really sure of any of those things,

because it took a woman to make him crazy

 

and a country to drive him insane,

but on monday most people still have to get up and

go to work.

I do know that all it takes to make a beautiful brain

crumble,

is a woman

pushing the ‘ignore’ button

on the other end of the cell phone.

and it can happen in less time

then it takes,

to drive from here to LA