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When facing a crisis we have two options.

Option A. Stay calm, listen to the facts and carry on with life as best we can.

Option B. Buy more toilet paper.
Well, the store was out of toilet paper and option A was absurd. Still, I needed to do something! I needed to generate some good good vibrations! With that in mind, I decided to read my tea leaves. Tea leaves know a lot about hot water so I thought perhaps they had some ideas on how to stay safe in my quest for better luck.
Sure enough, they did! I’m thrilled to be able to share their insights here with you.
1. If you can see the writing on the wall it is a sure sign that wild toddlers are roaming the area. Be sure to secure…well everything that can be carried off. If you spot a toddler with crayons, attempt to seize the crayons before more damage is done to your home. Be careful, toddlers can bite!
2. Before sticking a lucky rabbit’s foot into your pants, make sure the rabbit is dead. I had to learn this one the hard way! Don’t repeat my mistakes.
3. Before crossing the palm of Madame Golash with silver, use hand sanitizer. Wear rubber gloves, safety goggles, and ear plugs for an added measure of protection against false prophecies.
4. Respect your neighbors. Only pick four-leaf clovers on public property. Be sure to obey all “no trespassing signs.” VERY IMPORTANT: Keep an eye out for signs at the edge of the clover field that say, “beware of bull.”
I’m confident these insights will help us stay safe in our quest for better luck, happier energies and a healthy world.
Good luck!

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