Basic English 101
Do you want to buy it?
Depends on what it costs.
So much,
Plus the sales tax.
That's crazy!
But everybody's got one.
Got to have one.
Do you work?
Sometimes.
Is it paid for?
No, I rent it.
It's tax deductible.
Smart, see?
Do you make
A lot of money?
Are you kidding me?
Pay much tax?
A fortune.
Can you save any money?
You must be joking,
I barely make ends meet.