The Naked Clown
Ladies and gentlemen!
I give you,
the one
and only,
the super clown
of
The One-Man-Circus!
Please give him a hand.
Look Daddy, the clown is naked!
Thank you,
Says the red-pricked clown.
You're a wonderful audience.
(The bloody light is shining right into my eyes!)
I can't see a thing.
You're a lovely crowd.
I'm a one-man-show…
(Isn't a man always alone?)
And I'm gonna sing you
A whole lotta songs.
Show you a great you dance!
And, I've got a bag full of tricks
that'll blow your mind.
No, this ain't no trick!
It's natural.
Honest.
Come a little closer
and feel it.
It doesn't bite.
Not so hard!
That's the trick.
Don't laugh, don't laugh.
Don't judge me by my size.
Let me get into the act
Of the ring of fire.
Then you'll see.
Then I'll grow
and I'll be good
for a whole damn night.
(Laugh all you bastards.
Watch me cry.
Jesus!
I'm so miserable,
wish I could die.)
What's this ass
Doing on the stage?
I asked for a tigress.
(What am I doing fucking with the animals?)
Come on up, kids,
I'll show you a dance.
It's called the Hump,
And goes like this.
Come on … let's hump again,
like we did list time.
Your turn,
now you hump.
Humphumphump.
Hump.
Oh, yeah, you're looking good.
You're all great humbers.
You like to hump?
Good.
One more time.
And then you go home,
alone
and hump yourself.
Tears?
No, no.
I'm not crying.
Hahaahh, haaahahahhh.
See?
The life's killing me!
I mean,
the light's killing me.
Come again tomorrow,
you hear?
I'll wear a brand new mask
and a brand new prick,
sing you brand new songs
and show you brand new tricks.
Thank you
and good-night,
all you
humpers!