NUMERACY
You ask me what comes after 2
so I reply ‘4’.
‘No, no, Michael’ you say,
‘It’s 3, it’s 3. Okay!’.
I try to correct you
but you just won’t listen!
IF I WERE
If I were an astronaut
I’d fly across deep space,
and fight off all the aliens
to save the human race.
If I were a pirate
I’d get a lot of pleasure
from sailing in my boat each day
then digging for some treasure.
If I were an animal
I’d have an eagle’s claw,
a rhino’s tusk, a dragon’s tail,
and roar a lion’s roar.
If I were a grown up,
life would be so great.
I’d give out all the orders
and go to bed past 8!
WE KEEP A DRAGON IN OUR LOFT
We keep a dragon in our loft.
Our neighbours are afraid.
Our dragon’s not like others though,
and breathes out lemonade!
SPRING
We looked at flowers today
because it is Spring
and saw a Bumble Bee sting a daisy.
The Bee was happy but then a wasp chased it
away.
The Bee was scared because
If you get stung by a wasp
you turn into one
and have to spend most of
the day buzzing at windows.
OH, REALLY!
My ears are purring like a cat.
My eyes are flapping like a bat.
My hair is leaping like a frog.
My nostrils bark just like a dog.
My stomach buzzes like a bee
My shoulders jump just like a flea
My funky moves go ‘Moo, moo, moo’
My legs sing ‘Cock-a-doodle-do’
BIG EARS
My Daddy has very big ears
as he can hear me say
‘Bogey’ even when I whisper it
under my breath.
He hates me saying ‘Bogey’
but sometimes I forget,
which makes him quite upset
and ends up with me on the naughty step.
Saying ‘Bogey’ makes me laugh,
but not as much as saying ‘Bum!’