TIPS ON RELATIONSHIP TRIPS
To Whom it May Concern
Dear brothers,
Please, always “trafficate” before you park. (The sister needs to see it coming).
Obey the feminine traffic lights. If green, proceed. If red, readily reproach your move.
Dear sisters,
Follow safety rules before crossing the road to the engagement. ‘Look left, look right, look left again’ because your Mr. Right may be on the left.
Never take a one-way relationship. The love must be on a dual-carriage way, between both.
Dear brother and sister,
Over speeding kills, it is better to be late than to be an early victim.
Take time on the express road because it is a highway to broken heart. Know him or her before you express your feelings completely.
Use the honk (warning) before overtaking to avoid undue collusions in engagements. Communication is vital and key.
Don’t compare or compete with other vehicles (engagements). Understand the one you drive and service it always.
Check the gauges (of the relationship) always and never ignore any warning signs.
Use only heavenly prescribed oil to keep the engine (of the relationship) running and active.