I don’t enjoy much of jokes or any man’s company
I have never shared my love with no one, nor have I called any honey
Mine is not a profound fear of losing money
But rather I enjoy being alone whether it’s cold or sunny
Once I was told no man exist as an island by my granny
I never took her words to mind
I try not to poke into other people’s lives, my own business I mind
Never in my life have I wanted to socialise
I keep to myself away from the prying social eyes
Such is I can’t remember a single day I socialised, not even when they hypnotise
Speaking to someone, feels uncomfortable like my hip is on ice
I am a proud gauche
I enjoy much my solitude
Mine is rather an inimical attitude I only care about three people
Me, Myself and I,
I don’t need any friends
I don’t live for the public eye
Riding solo, I am the modern day lone ranger
On my life they have put a wager
Some say I will fail
Some say I will succeed in my solitude
All I know is that I am the King of solitude