Attn: Big Cheese / Subject: Grievance (via 2001)
Staff member wouldn't let me play
So his name is Asshole today
Staff member sent me to my room
After I asked him to wax my broom
Give me a grievance
Grievance
Grievance
To report you to the Big Cheese
Staff member threw me down
Since I said his mom was Jackie Brown
Maybe it was for the poop
I put in his creamy potato soup
Give me another grievance
Grievance
Grievance
To report you to the Big Cheese
Staff member fired my true love
For fucking her with a latex glove
Caught us in the attic stairs
Gagged and bound and pulling hair
Give me a grievance
Grievance
Grievance
To report you to Big Cheese
Staff member got fired today
Because I said he wanted to play
With my penis if I should tell
I told staff member to go to Hell
Grievance, Grievance
Grievance, Grievance
Reported you all to Big Cheese