What you have here is a classic case of your Haves and your Have-nots. Here's how it all starts: OK Up against the wall spread your legs lemme read you your rights. OK, now, listen to me: Straighten up face front then right. No not that way, your right, your right, stupid. We could go on like this but why bother. OK, here's the theory behind it all: the Haves have everything, maybe a little more, which is more than the Have-nots who have nothing but want what the Haves have. And then maybe a little bit more. Expediency is the fermenter in these cases. I'm not moving too fast am I? Good. OK, from here on, substitute Hansel wherever you read Have-nots. Anyway, you can see why the Have-nots kept leaving markers to find their way back, so they could grab a little more before the Haves took them on one of those walks again. Now let's augment that axiom a bit: Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in, Warren said. Let's put it this way, time is on your side. Sit quietly and offer a thin stick to any out-stretched hand. Don't put your hand near the fire unless you're giving directions to someone else. Always follow the requests of your elders. If you're not sure, ask them to illustrate with examples. Show them you don't harbor grudges. Quick: Shove the bitch in. Harder. Bravo.