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THE FAIRY GODMOTHER POSTS

A DISCLAIMER

 

 

 

Just because you get it in what's called GOOD WORKING ORDER, don't think it's going to last forever; I mean we're talking pre-owned vehicles here. I know, what with all that consumer legislation, you think you'd be protected. But you're not. This is where your warranties and guarantees come in. The ones with the fine print you always forget to read. Like:  DOESN'T WORK AFTER MIDNIGHT. Got it?  Good. Write your representative. Form a special interest group. Raise funds. Give everybody a good fucking over.