“Never upset Sheree Sartain when she’s whipping cream!”
Peter Barns November 2011
Now Sheree is a lovely girl,
I tell you, I don’t joke.
But when she has her temper up,
My eye she’s prone to poke.
The other day I said to her,
“My dear, I had a dream.
It really was a pleasant one.
If o’er a tad extreme.”
She looked askance as I confessed
My love for fluffy cream:
“Oh it’s the best, rubbed on my chest, ,
From a pot of Plasticine.”
But dream or no, my big mistake,
Was telling her - of course.
For now we’re parted. She has gone
And got a quick divorce.