“If you find yourself pulling your favourite sock from your dog’s butt, wash it before wearing it.”
Peter Barns June 2012
Wear do all my new sock go?
Is there a planet out there called Socko?
Where my hosiery tells a tale or two?
Or has my rather daft dog?
Eaten another like a dumbfounded hog?
And is even now doing a big poo-poo?