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Twittclass #21

 

“You know you’re old when you bend over and your arse slaps the back of your head.”

Peter Barns June 2012

 

 

I don’t mind the hair,

The ears like a bear,

Or the constant lack of all vigour.

But tell me my friend,

Why does my rear end,

Get constantly bigger and bigger?