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Twittclass #26

 

“You know you’re getting old when your nipples get in the way of the ironing. Sizzle!”

Peter Barns July 2012

 

 

Old Mother Tizzle

Ironed her nips to a sizzle

Something that’s hard as a rule

 

That’ll teach the old crow

When your baps hang so low

Wear a bra when you iron, you fool