“If you mend your specs with super glue, make sure they’re dry BEFORE placing them on your head.”
Sheree Sartain June 2012
Giles was not a patient man,
Always dashing here and there,
So when he glued his glasses up,
He stuck them to his stringy hair.
Giles tugged and tugged to no avail,
Using words I won’t disclose,
The stupid glasses would not budge,
Stayed firmly stuck upon his nose.