Sapio the Series by Lala Barnard - HTML preview

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Good Girl’s Rant

 

I’m no princess

I’m pampered with a bar of chocolate

I bought myself

 

I don’t feel special

When you use a universal term of meaningless sentiment

To substitute my name

Gifted to me from birth

I don’t feel special

When you call me different

Only to categorize me by my hurt

Or when you save me on your contact list

As Bae the 23rd

Or whistle at my presence I took an hour to construct

Or text me an eggplant as a form of greeting

Or a peach and a set of hands

I never know if you’re objectifying my body

Or giving me ingredients I can’t cook

Or suggesting dietary changes

Despite your infatuation with my width

 

Let’s pretend you respect me enough

To not have to twerk for your attention

Or do a split to give you something to brag about

In the company of your peers

Or stamp your name on my left cheek

To make you feel unforgettable

Irreplaceable

Irresponsibly loved by me.

 

Take me seriously

Or you can’t have me at all.