This 'n' that
"A little bit of this, a little bit of that,"
I can't abide the chit-chat,
Where's my hat?
" I've gotta go Love.." Cough, cough.
Time to get off.
Damn. My tyre's flat.
"You need a bit o' that!"
Fuck me. Like my tyre, I felt flat
No escape now. Grunt, grunt.
Stop being a &#%*.
"O yes please!" I paint a smile.
I look like a necrophile.
Underneath the patina I file
More oral crap. Parp, parp!
My ass sounds like a broken harp.
What is this "that", exactly?
It rhymes with "twat".
Don't give me that , you daft bat.
She tries to fill my brain with small-talk.
I'd rather eat pork.
Edgar was right. Small-minded conversation
Is shite. I don't want to hear about 'that'.
Life is too short,
"Pass me the port."
Gl u g g l u g .