The Man on Your Side
He is the type who thinks he's always right,
The kind of man who'd put you in your place,
Everything he does is in quite good pace,
Lots of people want him within their sight.
Everything cast in a positive light,
The women he meets are dressed in good lace,
Smiles all around him, he's perfectly ace.
Such a romantic, he quite loves the night;
Matters he talks about are in the main,
Many subjects, he has so much to moot,
Considerately, he causes no pain,
But for the bad guys he would have to boot;
Only a genius could pick at his brain,
A man with an interesting background root.