Robert
The man I brought home, my dad didn't like,
Who Rob was did not agree with his mood,
His nose was so pierced, his hair was a spike.
Took dad to a club, Rob was on the mike,
Unlike the crowd, dad thought he was no good.
The man I brought home, my dad didn't like.
Went home in the car, Rob went on the bike,
Dad said Rob was nothing for what he stood.
His nose was so pierced, his hair was a spike.
When dad saw Rob, told him to take a hike,
He would not invite him over for food.
The man I brought home, my dad didn't like,
Rob had an idol, who was Dick Van Dyke,
Strange choice for a guy who'd dress in the nude.
His nose was so pierced, his hair was a spike.
Rob hates pricy brand names, including Nike,
Next time he sees dad, Rob says he'll be rude.
The man I brought home, my dad didn't like,
His nose was so pierced, his hair was a spike.