Internet Dating
He didn't think a dating site would work
When he was pushed into it by his peers.
Then he met a beautiful girl from York.
Disillusioned with love, like pigs of pork
A sad thought he won't find it, brought him tears.
He didn't think a dating site would work.
His approach to love was a stumbling stork
Failing to find it over many years.
Then he met a beautiful girl from York.
It started online, he'd feel like a dork
She spoke to him in a way that endears.
He didn't think a dating site would work.
Soon they got married and popping the cork
Announced their love while the audience hears.
Then he met a beautiful girl from York.
They reside on a street shaped like a fork
Their five years' anniversary soon nears.
He didn't think a dating site would work