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THE TRIBAL FOOFIE SLIDE

Published on Linkedin on September 10, 2017

Our tribe lived on the right-hand bank of a mighty river. The bank sloped steeply down

to the raging torrent below. My ancestors had lived for many centuries on this right-

hand bank and our history was littered with stories of brave members who had

perished trying to descend from our safe plateau to the river below and then ascend

the far bank to paradise. Fresh grazing, wild fruit and an abundance of mature trees

beckoned from the left-hand bank.

One day a strange, new tribe appeared from nowhere on the lush bank across the

ravine.

Within days they had erected a contraption from the high trees on their bank. The

contraption then shot an object trailing a strong rope over the steep ravine and onto

our bank. They shouted for us to secure the rope to trees on our side of the ravine.

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We were amazed as members of their tribe started clambering across the ravine using

their hands and feet to creep, hanging upside down, along the rope. The rope swung

from side to side and our people screamed in fear of the strangers tumbling to their

death in the torrent below. But somehow, to everyone’s relief, our new neighbours all

made it across and were soon greeting and shaking hands with our tribe.

Pretty soon the strangers had erected a platform in one of our highest trees and had

secured the end of the rope to the trunk. Then they asked for a volunteer from our

tribe to crawl along the rope to the far side. Tsolo, our bravest and strongest member

naturally volunteered and soon he was waving and shouting from his new pregnant

surroundings on the far bank. Everyone was anxious to join him. But the strangers

demanded a forfeit from each of those wishing to cross. Some gave treasures from

their ancestors, others gave clothing that they had made and yet others promised to

be labourers on the far bank.

Not all our tribe were able to make it to the far side. Some grew weak in the crossing

and plummeted into the ravine. Others could not produce the required forfeit and yet

others were happy to see out their declining years on the impoverished right-hand

bank.

The members of our tribe that succeeded in the crossing lived out their days

prosperously on the bounteous left bank. But, sadly most of our tribe were still on the

right-bank and seemed destined to live out their days in poverty there.

Then one day I witnessed a miracle.

Men dressed in hard hats and blue overalls arrived on our side of the ravine. They had

strange machines that made loud noises and blew smoke out of huts built on top of

them. Within three full moons they had placed long hard pipes across the ravine and

shortly afterwards carts, people, animals and the remains of our decimated tribe were

able to walk over the bridge, as they called it, to the fertile left bank which had

remained out of reach for so long.

I got up the courage to talk to one of the hard hats as I crossed the bridge. I asked

innocently ‘How did you do this’.

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Sitting in my new, lush surroundings, I attempted to understand his answer. He had

said: ‘Primary Education, Secondary Education, Tertiary Education, Foreign Direct

Investment, Private Sector Confidence and Good Governance.’

I hope that before I go to meet the ancestors, I learn the meaning of the hard hat’s

words.

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