The high life joke .....................................................................3
Majesty splendor and formidable opponents ............................5
Money, money, and some more money ....................................7
Law school and the dreaded golden pass ...............................11
Friends on the other side .......................................................13
The semi-decent rich life .......................................................15
Pregnancy and hybrid children ..............................................17
The 1 percent of the 1 percent ...............................................19
The thirst for money ..............................................................21
The good old days ..................................................................23
Party days ..............................................................................25
Thing’s money can’t buy .........................................................27
The terror of debauchery ........................................................29
The thrill of the kill ...............................................................31
The thing that makes me happy the most ..............................33
My first kiss ...........................................................................37
The anti-Christ, Satan, and the devil ....................................41
Cocaine, drama, or the girl ....................................................45
How I hate being respected and it almost
practically ruined my life .......................................................49
The American and the Ethiopian ..........................................53
The Greco-Roman adventures ...............................................55
How I managed to start my sorority and fraternity in community college ............................................................59
How I campaigned and was elected to the student council ...61
What do I want? ....................................................................65
Despair ..................................................................................67
Why I started lifting weights ................................................69
The reason I hate summer ......................................................71
My experience of peace ..........................................................73
A man filled with secrets .......................................................75
The art of my politics .............................................................77
How I have always wanted to be in the Navy ........................79
Sweep me off my feet .............................................................81
My obsession with country music ..........................................83
The reasons I want to be a senator .........................................85
How I came across love .........................................................89
Why I hate the spotlight .......................................................91
A faithful argument to why I should become a student at Harvard University ...............................................95