CONTENTS

PIN THE TAIL

SHREDDER

EARLY BETRAYAL

MR. CREEPY

NO INNER CHILD LEFT BEHIND

ME AND SOME CHILDREN

FRUITS AND FLOWERS

PRESERVING THE YOUTH

KICKBALL

CHICKEN BOOTH

FAMILY GAME NIGHT

STINKY ROOMMATES

GROWING UP

ARCHERY LESSONS

PIGEON WENCH

EGYPTIAN NUISANCE

CONTEMPORARY “ART” MUSEUM

MOUNT TRASHMORE

ICE MAKER OBVIOUSNESS

IGUANA SNIPER

UBER DRIVER MADNESS

PROCREATION LIMITATION

HAMBURGERS & BUREACRACY

BOO-BOO-RU

ACIDIC ILLUSIONS

PLAY THE GAME

WAR PAINT

PLANTAR FASCIITIS

PLANTAR FASCIITIS 2

DON’T BE AN ALBATROSS

LITTER BUGS

YA KNOW?

SURFING AT SUNRISE

THOUGHTLESS BASTARDS 1

THOUGHTLESS BASTARDS 2

DOCILITY

YOU FREAK!

“WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE MOTHERS!?”

“THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!”

JAWS

STROLLER DADDY

HOMELESS GAL

BEACH PHILOSOPHER

PSYCHO

PULL-UPS AT CHURCH

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

HELP

SELFISHLY SERVING OTHERS?

UNRESOLVING CONFLICT

WINNING AN OSCAR

PING PONG RESENTMENT

DEFLECTING PRAISE

ARGUMENTS ARE A MIRROR

FLIGHT PRAYERS

FLOWING TO THE DENTIST

LET GO OF THE STEERING WHEEL

JEFFREY DAHMER 1

JEFFREY DAHMER 2

THE UNABOMBER

WESTERN NOSTALGIA

ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?

LEWIS & CLARK

HAKUNA MATATA

GARDEN PARALLEL

HORSE-AND-BUGGY

RELIGIOUS BAGGAGE

SOME THINGS SHOULD NEVER CHANGE

DONKEY > MARY

BELL CURVE

APHRODITE

MAD MINUTE

GHOSTS OF THE PAST

FOR ARGUMENT’S SAKE

PRODUCTIVITY IS THE DEVIL

WHERE’S THE OFF SWITCH?

NEITZSCHE FOR MORONS

SMOOTH RIDER

AREN’T I THOUGH?

BE THE GARDNER

NOTES FROM FLOATS

THIRTY YEARS IN THREE HOURS

NIRVANA

PIZZA OR BUST

GETTING HUMBLED

SMILE IN THE FACE OF _____.

BUDWEISER & CAT PISS

LETTING GO OF CONTROL

THE KEY?

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

G.I. JOE

“ALWAYS TAKE BODY PARTS WITH YOU.”

TRUE BRAVERY

STRANGER STRANGLER

CHAOS OR FATE?

PYRAMID OF PRIORITIZATION

DHARMA BUMS

LIKE LIGHTNING

DEATH GRIP

NOSTALGIA

THE BUTTERFLY LADY