Yes, Doctor, I'm doing very well;
Please don't give me those pills,
That send me straight to hell.
(You are not the man to cure my ills.)
Yes, Doctor, I'm going out a lot,
Don't put me in one of those rooms,
Where they feed you through a slot.
(When I come here I smell doom.)
No, Doctor, I am not 'seeing things' ,
And, I would never consider praying.
I don't believe in angels on wings,
(I try not to see anything at all.)
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Of course, Doctor, you are a man of the mind,
(You're so sharp you could have diagnosed
Leonardo Da Vinci With ADHD, imagine what
He would have achieved on 'adequate doses'...)
But *ahem* forgive me, Doctor..
(All you ever do is talk about my boner.)
All of histories heroes you've yet to find.
(...Have you even read your Homer ?)
((No, I don't mean the people who's testicles you used to
electrocute.))