THE PROHIBITION
OF SNOW-BOARDING
Students--whether you ski or try snowboarding-- Did you ever notice the high drop-out rate among beginning snow-boarders? That's because you also have to learn the mountain and the snow--even where snowboarding is legal, skiing should be the prerequisite. Besides the ski-school fubar it's caused, find out about:
The Great Terrain Robbery
by snowboarders from skiers
Why SnowBoarding Is a Crime
at several major ski areas. . . and against the Laws of Nature
How SnowBoarders Have Infected Skiers
with Terrain-Park 'N-Trax' & 'D-Trax'
The Ski Industry's Reformation
& MissInformation
that most-irresistible seductive non-polish beauty
It was a rustling job, where the Clantons and McLaurys rustled skateboarders up from the cities . . . and branded them snowboarders. Finally one man, GARY HEINS, lone ski-boy of the SWINGIN' G WINTER RANGE, spills the beans and tells the truth. With Wyatt Earp confidence, and the support of dime-novelist Ned Buntline, he's the only U.S. SKI TEACHER brave enough to see to The Enforcement of True Downhill Skiing.
Skiers & Teachers-- Admit it: some of you wouldn't be caught dead on a snowboard--you're just being polite when you don't talk about it in mixed company. Finally, this book tells, in a most entertaining manner, with Border Patrol, Fun Control, and Turn Marshal corruption, what the purist skiers and best teachers have been thinking all along.
GARY HEINS
| DOWNHILL SKIING | It's your turn to ride the high lift |