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“You better get used to it because in a matter of hours, you‘ll be making a porn movie of your own, metaphorically.” Mila left the room, leaving Rebecca stunned.
Four hours later, Haggai returned home with all the things he had bought for Rebecca. He found Rebecca on her bed, lying on her stomach, with her head down, crying.
He caressed her hair as he sat beside her at the foot of the bed and said, “What‘s wrong, sweetheart?”
“Vanessa has a porn video of me having a threesome with Zack and Ike,” she said, sobbing. “However, I swear to you, Haggai, I don‘t remember having sex with them, and they‘ve known me since the first grade! I don‘t think they‘re capable of doing that to me!”
“I don‘t remember visualizing you having sex with your friends, voluntarily or involuntarily. Do you know why? It‘s because it never happened!”
Shocked, Rebecca said, “But I saw me in that video, Haggai!”
“That wasn‘t you, Rebecca. That was some look-alike. I want to see the video to know exactly who it is.”
“I don‘t have the video on your computer because I don‘t want you to get in trouble for having porn on your computer, but somehow the video got opened on my email and I saw a few seconds of it after I read Vanessa‘s email and I fainted…”
“Wait a minute,” he said, outraged that Rebecca‘s best friend would do this to her. He wished he could‘ve warned her about it, but he was a fool for a long time and he thought that Vanessa would get over him and let him be happy with the woman he loved. “She emailed you before she sent you the video?”
“Yes.”
“I want to see what she sent you, the message, the video…everything!” He was furious.
In a matter of minutes, Rebecca showed Haggai everything that Vanessa had sent her. After watching fifty-five seconds of the video, because he didn‘t like watching other people having sex, he said, “This is not you. This is an Australian woman named Destiny Caldwell.”
“Oh, my God…” she said.
“I am going to email her and tell her everything that‘s going on. Unfortunately for her and her one-night flings, Vanessa has that video and if you don‘t present our annulment papers to Vanessa, she‘s going to upload that video to some porn site on the Internet and in a matter of hours, it will be all over the web and it‘ll be impossible to take down. Vanessa‘s going to sell it on the Internet. We don‘t want that poor woman to lose everything she has over a wild night of passion.”
“You‘re not worried about what Vanessa said on that email?” “No because I know the truth. She has nothing on you.” “What about the secrets that I told her?”
“If those secrets could ruin your life, I‘ll make sure that they never come out.”
A few minutes later, while Rebecca was in the kitchen drinking a sixteen-ounce bottle of water, Haggai was composing an email message for Destiny.
DEAR DESTINY,
I KNOW YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BECAUSE I AM WHAT CRAZY SCIENTISTS CALL AN EMADORIAN, AN UNDERGROUND SUPERHUMAN EARTHLING, U. S. H. E., WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL ME! I KNOW EVERYONE‘S EMAIL ADDRESSES,