5 Awesome Speeches I
Loved
1] Count Blessings By Rudy Francisco
The following are true stories.
May 26 2003 Aaron Ralston was hiking. A Boulder fell on his right
hand. He waited four days. Then he amputated his own arm with a
pocket knife. On new year's Eve, a woman who was bungee jumping in
Zimbabwe, the cord broke. She then fell into a river and it had to swim
back to land and crocodile infested waters with a broken collarbone.
Claire Champlin was smashed in the face by five pound watermelon
being propelled by a Slingshot. Matthew was hit by a javelin. David
struggle was punched in the mouth by a kangaroo. The most amazing
part of these stories is when asked about the experience, they all smiled,
shrugged, and said, I guess things could have been worse.
So go ahead. Tell me that you're having a bad day. Tell me about the
traffic. Tell me about your boss. Tell me about the job you've been trying
to quit for the past four years. Tell me the morning is a townhouse
burning to the ground. Tell me the snooze button is a fire thing. Which
tell me the alarm clock stole the tastiest tomatoes don't get in 7:00 AM
and the CRAs total to a happiness.
Tell me, tell me, tell me how blessed we didn't have trash and he's so
small it can fit on it. Tips about tones if he, when Evan is human, Evan