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12

He did the math and realized how much further his money could take him in a lower cost country like Thailand. He also thought he could do remote accounting work online.

He could make this work, in Thailand, and how could he leave a girl like Nok behind? He knew Nok would be miserable in the cold and snow in America, away from her family and friends.

Hell, he’d probably also be miserable in America, especially without her, having to return to all the frown-faced people in America and their PC bullshit and their bitching and moaning about race and politics and trans people. Not that he hated anyone, but he didn’t care about any of that shit…

Cancel Culture | Kim Cancer America really was becoming a dumpster fire, he thought. The news from there worsening all the time. Always mass shootings, riots, Twitter mobs outraged over a stupid thing someone said, everyone always offended about something, everyone such crybaby wimps, everyone whining about dumb, meaningless shit like cultural appropriation.

Everyone was victimized and offended and outraged. And there were so many keyboard warriors ignoring America’s real problems like budget deficits, failing schools, genuine systemic racism, homelessness, and income inequality.

Instead these idiots were going for the low-hanging fruit, creating things to be angry about, and attacking standup comedians, of all people.

No one believed in free speech anymore. People couldn’t ignore opinions, movies or jokes they didn’t like. Everything had to be deleted and canceled. Everyone was getting banned from somewhere. And everyone was cowering and apologizing to the rampaging, bloodthirsty vampires of political correctness.

What the hell happened to America? Sam thought, shaking his head in contempt.

For all its bluster, Sam saw America for what it really had become, an overdeveloped third world country. A corrupt, broken, lawless wasteland, and not much better, and in many ways far worse off than Thailand.

It was miserable, coming to see his own country like this, viewing it from afar, with a new set of eyes. But it was what it was. And he’d felt incredibly fortunate to have escaped to Thailand, feeling like he’d broken out of the for-profit prison that is today’s America…

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Sam had come to realize, too, that Thailand was not only a more peaceful, saner country, but it was still a man’s world. All of Asia was. There were sexy women in tight miniskirts everywhere. Every stewardess he’d seen at the airport was a young knockout that smiled at him. None of them were some angry old flabby lady with a bad attitude.

There were hot women, classy women in elegant clothing everywhere. To him, the women in Asia looked like women SHOULD look.

And all around Sukhumvit, the area of Bangkok he was staying, there were go-go bars, hostess bars, dirty massage shops, and chicks in lingerie on posters and billboards. They were chicks with nice figures, too, not some gross blubbery sack of shit being idolized like that disgusting Lizzo singer.

He couldn’t imagine a place like Sukhumvit existing in America. It’d be attacked.

There’d be protests in the streets, beta-males up in arms, Karens throwing Molotov cocktails!

But there were no violent Karens here, and Sam loved how he saw so few fat chicks. Nearly every woman was at least do-able!

There was no prohibition against fat-shaming and that was awesome! Women were expected to look like women. Have curves, be thin, wear make-up and be beautiful. And a man could look however he wanted. As long as he had cash.

Cancel Culture | Kim Cancer And another thing Sam loved about Asia was that, unlike America, people in Asia actually liked white people.

They had skin-whitening creams to make themselves look white and nose jobs to make themselves look like him. His white skin was something people complimented him on. Something they admired and aspired to have, not like it was something terrible or a sign of his “privilege.”

Sam had grown quite tired of many of the liberals in America making people feel guilty about simply being white.

Here, in Thailand, he wasn’t made to feel like a piece of shit just for who he was.

He could be a straight white male, and that was okay. And it was not that he hated anyone, or thought he was any better than anyone, but before he’d left America, he was starting to feel like the enemy, vilified by popular culture, made to feel like he was oppressed and hated, just because of who he was.

To him, it was the extremism of America. Instead of really having an equal, diverse society, the country was simply shifting gears, from hating gays and people of color to hating straight white men.

Now he was the enemy!

But not in Asia. Not in Thailand. In Thailand, he was welcomed. He was a foreigner, a “farang” as they called him, but that was okay. Thai people smiled at him. They were laidback, humble, and respectful. He felt far safer. He could easily walk the streets of Bangkok at night and not worry about being robbed by a gangbanger or gunned down by a crazed incel mass shooter Boogaloo freak.

Cancel Culture | Kim Cancer Then he started reading OAN news reports on his tablet about crazy left radicals like Antifa in America calling for the abolishment of police departments! Doing away with police? It was the stupidest thing he’d ever heard! America was becoming like the movie “The Purge”!!!!

Watching Fox News online, he saw more riots in the streets! Every day, there were riots somewhere, by radical leftists, Marxist nutjobs. He’d watch “Louder with Crowder” and see white people being attacked in grocery stores and nothing being done about it!

It was becoming like the Cultural Revolution in Mao’s China! Complete insanity!

America was starting to scare the shit out of him! He NEVER wanted to go back there!

It was settled, in his mind. He’d stay in Thailand. He’d never go back to America.

Vindicated, he knew that he’d made the right decision, coming to Thailand, after all…