Table of Contents
Punch you in the face
Getting naked at work and reciting Shakespeare
Shooting Midgets from a Catapult and watching our Teacher tap dance nude
Holy shit! Ezra Pound’s ghost is in my refrigerator!
A trip to the dentist
Free enterprise amongst the waste management industry (collab with Yossarian Hunter)
The baboon living in my closet is named FRED
The exploding penis
Mr. T, the Oujia Board and the conga line of transsexual ninjas
The warlock who stole my soul
I’m afraid of naked women! (the satanic toilet monster dream remix)
Bald Head Fred
One night in Bangkok
Transvestite Snoop Dogg goes to a gay bar
Chuck Liddell, the ostrich, and the rape room
The Urinal Cake
I called a phone sex hotline and impersonated an elderly British woman
Where’s my voodoo Shakespeare testicle?
I punch you while you use the toilet, motherfucker!
The alien Michael Jackson testicle experiment
The suicidal Dell computer
Glasgow Gidget
Mitt Romney’s phone number
Ode to the internet
SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAT!
Diary of a crack smoking cannibal (the epileptic vampire remix)
Former teen star Justin Bieber arrested
The Terrorist’s Meth Lab on Sesame Street
Frankie Metro fucked a goat
Bill O’Really fucked his mother
Murphy Clamrod and the Tom Brady transsexual hooker
Unca Frank’s midget porn party
I fucked a midget
Teacher fucks student fucks hooker
Necrophilia: A love story
Dick sucked by a tranny hooker
Amputee
Faggot
Kidney thief
Mr. Whiskers
The rejected writer
Non-nude preteen model
KKK Cannibal Dentist (collab with Frankie Metro)
Rampage
PTSD
Timothy
Pampers
The Skinhead
Interview with a vampire
Interview with a vampire 2
Pushing the wheel barrel of regret
My friend with cerebral palsy
I set my hair on fire whilst she fucked her boyfriend
Passive aggressive
Mad ones
Cassie Jones and the Naked Hippie
FUCK YOU
On snorting and smoking crystal meth
Justin
The Trolls of Literotica
The McMansion
FUCK THE CHILDREN
Judenburg, Austria
Bad Karma
Tel Aviv
Next year in Jerusalem
The massage parlor in Eilat
That fucking dog
In response to the Pixies “Ed is Dead”
The Great American Novel
Going to Singapore
Save the Chinese Babies
African Safari
Mr. Speed’s Safe
Assraped by a crazy poetry bitch
Hot Dog Bitch
Pedro isn’t here, you fucking bitch!
Bitch, I wear a gorilla suit!
The girl that ate out my ass
I shoved a tampon up my ass
The first time I head the buttsex
Bark like a dog and bite a random woman in the ass
Don’t try to fuck girls in New Orleans in the ass with sunscreen, not even the kind with moisturizer!
Hardcore Chicago Sports Fan
True love