Cheap and Easy Travel Guide to Australia (with AFL Legend, Warwick Capper) by Quickbeds - HTML preview

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Disclaimer ......................................................................................... 3
Introduction ....................................................................................... 4
25 Cheap and Easy Travel Tips ......................................................... 5
Cheap Accommodation & Sydney Budget Travel Ideas ................... 7
Cheap Accommodation & Melbourne Budget Travel Ideas .............. 10 How I Became a Legend ................................................................... 13 Cheap Accommodation & Brisbane Budget Travel Ideas ................. 14 Cheap Accommodation & Gold Coast Budget Travel Ideas ............. 17 How to Become a Warwick Capper Legend ..................................... 20 Cheap Accommodation Maroochydore & the Sunshine Coast ........ 21 Cheap Accommodation & Whitsundays Budget Travel Ideas........... 23 Cheap Accommodation & Townsville Budget Travel Ideas ............... 25 Live the Famous Life - Outrageous Celebrity Expenditures.............. 27 Cheap Accommodation & Budget Perth Travel Ideas....................... 28 Cheap Accommodation & Adelaide Budget Travel Ideas ................. 30 Cheap Accommodation & Tasmania Budget Travel Ideas ................ 32 Book Your Cheap and Easy Hotels with Quickbeds.com ................. 34 Recommendations ............................................................................ 36 Quickbeds Pillow Friends.................................................................. 40

Disclaimer

This Cheap Hotels ebook has been put together by Quickbeds.com as a fun guide for budget conscious travellers. Prices and information in this ebook are current as of the publication date (January 2011) - hotel rooms, booking rates and other information presented in this ebook are subject to change without notice.

Quickbeds.com is a cheap hotels booking engine. Therefore, we cannot and do not actually endorse nor formally support any of the "cheap & easy" travel tips or any of the other suggestions presented by Warwick Capper or our independently minded authors. (We certainly make no promises on your likelihood of becoming "famous" using Warwick Capper as your inspiration.)

We hope you have a great cheap holiday and wish you the best of luck - happy travels!

An introduction for the man who needs no introduction...
Hotels that are Cheap and Easy - Just Like Me

I'm Warwick Capper and I'm famous, famous for being an AFL legend - and
other things. I've made my own reality TV show that was shown on ABC's The
Fat, starred in over 200 commercials, wrote I Only Take What's Mine which went
Platinum in 1986, got kicked off Celebrity Big Brother, appeared on the front
cover of Penthouse three times, made my own adult video (XXX Capper),
worked as a male escort and have appeared on practically every Australian TV
show including The AFL Footy Show, Rove and Sunrise.

I'm also known for being cheap and easy - which is why I'm here to tell you
about how you can save money on your hotels and travel accommodation with
Quickbeds.com.

With thousands of rooms at great rates all across Australia, it's easy to find a
cheap hotel for your holiday - and save money. We've put together this guide
on some of the best cheap accommodation in Sydney, Melbourne,
Brisbane and more. Plus, we've also got loads of travel tips for cheap
and free attractions - so you can really stretch your travel dollar. And
with Quickbeds.com, there's no booking fee for your room - so
you can save even more money.

And if you want to learn how to become famous - like me - I've got
some real great tips for you. From how to choose your look to how
to get your name in the papers, that's right - now you can be cheap
and easy just like Capper!

25 Cheap and Easy Travel Tips

Many may associate ‘cheap travel’ with backpacking, dodgy hostels, questionable personal hygiene and carrying around dozens of stolen rolls of toilet paper. Well, those cheap travellers are absolutely right! Get ready to have some fun with these great super-tight travel tips.

1. If you’re going to pay for a hotel or hostel, get your money’s worth. Make the most of your complimentary items including mini soaps and shampoos.

2. Ditch the expensive deodorant and your shaving razor too. You’ll cut down on your costs, and your musk and scruffy appearance will give you the authentic aura of a ‘wild spirited traveller’.

3. Book some of the Lesser Known Airlines. They’re often cheaper, and are apparently more trustworthy anyway, according to the most recent hype on the news channels.

4. Get creative with the wearing of your underwear. Do you really need to wash every pair after you’ve worn them once? Backwards, inside out, and inside out backwards are all acceptable options. Once it’s time to give them a wash, take them into the shower/bath/ocean (depending on the bathing option you’ve selected for yourself) with you and give them a quick rinse. Bonus points if you hang them on your backpack or out the car window to dry.

5. Opt for recyclable and reusable
EVERYTHING. Water bottles, food containers, travel companions...

6. While it’s all good and well to want to save money, be EXTREMELY cautious if you hitch-hike with strangers, even if they seem friendly. Nobody wants to end up like the kids on Wolf Creek.

7. Try and get accommodation with breakfast included– eat heaps for breakfast and stock up on as many muffins, bagels, slices of toast and hard boiled eggs you can have in one sitting.

8. Deciding on who picks up the bill at a restaurant should be done with an arm wrestle. However, only introduce this rule if you’ve been drinking your protein shakes religiously lately.

9. Live like a rock star - and save money too! Staple diets are the newest celebrity craze to hit Hollywood. You can give your cheap feeds a fancy name like "the baked beans diet" and convince everyone that it's really helping you lose weight.

10. Tinned food should quickly become your best friend. It’s cheap, convenient and generally safe, provided you’re in a country where you can read the language, and don’t accidentally end up with cat food instead of baked beans.

11. Keep an eye on the news, and visit countries immediately after a crisis has occurred to take advantage of a weak currency and fewer tourists. Waiting until the riots and looting have finished is entirely optional, but probably desirable.

12. Ask for student discounts everywhere. Some people may not even ask for an ID. If you look older than 35, and somebody questions you, launch into a loud rant about how society these days is horribly discriminatory against mature-age students.

13. In some situations, birthdays are a valid form of currency. If you’re travelling with a group of friends, take turns to pretend you’re the birthday boy or girl in restaurants and hostel bars. Your acting skills may be rewarded with free desserts, drinks or shots from your fellow travellers or operators.

14. Avoid tourist destinations, they can be a rip off – instead ask for the help of locals to find out the regulars prices for purchases.

15. Haggle. If you consider yourself to be a rather skilled negotiator, try it
everywhere you think you can get away with it. Remember that the worst thing the lady at the Hilton reception desk can say is “get out or I’m calling the police”.

16. Save money on souvenirs and gifts for people by photographing them instead. Just keep in mind that you'll have to be in good shape when a street vendor chases you through the streets for photographing his miniature Colosseum replicas.

17. If you must buy a Lonely Planet or other travel guide, at least put it to good use. Use it to prop up a wobbly bed leg, as a

steady surface for your laptop, or as a weapon if you get mugged in an alleyway.

 

18. Take some time to research local laws. You don't want to throw away money on fines (or worse get arrested) for chewing gum in Singapore, taking Panadeine to Greece or spitting on a New York Subway (throwing up is apparently fine). 19. Book airlines in advance, but hotels last-minute. If you don’t mind where you

stay, many hotels are actually cheaper if you book at short-notice -

but for popular events, like sporting matches or music festivals, you might have to book early to get a good rate. 20. International calling cards. You can use

them with your mobile or in your hotel room. You'll also feel less bad about using your friend's phone to call home.

21. Research how much a taxi should cost between certain destinations WELL in advance, to avoid being ripped off by dodgy taxi drivers.

22. Walk like an Egyptian – ok, well maybe just eat like one. Try to eat where the locals eat and avoid overpriced tourist restaurants.

23. ASK for things – hotel upgrades, free breakfasts, the tour guide operator’s phone number. You haven’t got anything to lose except your dignity - and that's only until you leave the room.

24. Be flexible. You’ll need to be able to squish into those tiny hostel beds and crowded public buses and trains. Oh, also be flexible with your dates. Prices for airfares and accommodation vary greatly from one day to the next, especially during weekends.

25. When travelling long distances, double up on accommodation with your travel schedule. Opt overnight buses/ trains – you pay more for the travel but save on a bed for the night.

C heap Accommodation & Sydney Budget Travel Ideas

Sydney is notorious for being Australia's most expensive
city to live in and is currently the 24th most expensive city
in the world¹. In fact, Sydney takes home the crown for the
highest prices for car parking in the Asia Pacific² and was
the 2^nd most expensive city in the world for public
transport³ according to a UBS study in 2009.

With all of these costly titles, is it really possible to see
Sydney on the cheap?

Absolutely - if you know where to look. Sydney's metropolitan flavour caters to international travellers and tourists from around the world, so it's easy to find cheap accommodation deals and to grab bargain basement prices on some of the most popular sites and iconic destinations Sydney has to offer. Dine at some of the finest restaurants in Australia and enjoy world class entertainment - without blowing your budget.

¹Cost of Living Survey 2010, Mercer; ²Colliers Global CBD Car Parking Survey, 2010; ³Prices & Earnings, UBS, 2009

Best cheap accommodation in Sydney

1. Great Southern Hotel 3. Capitol Square Hotel
717 George Street, Sydney 2000 Cnr George & Campbell Streets,
In the heart of Sydney's Chinatown, Sydney 2000
there's no shortage of cheap eats and Managed by Rydges, this convenient
attractions nearby hotel is situated in one of Sydney's

2. Metro Hotel Sydney Central^{historic landmark buildings.}
Cnr Pitt & Campbell Streets, Find more cheap accommodation
Sydney 2000 in Sydney.
Cheap hotel with all the amenities
including high speed internet access in
your room. Comfortable, affordable
and centrally located.

Sydney is a city steeped in rich culture, heritage and history - but that doesn't mean that your
Sydney holiday has to cost a fortune. This vibrant metropolis offers some of the best value
attractions that the whole family can enjoy. Million dollar views of the Sydney Harbour including
the Harbour Bridge and the Sydney Opera House are free from Circular Quay, while a trip to
Bondi Beach is just a $4 bus fare away. A walk around the Sydney headlands offers some of the
most breathtaking scenery - try the walk from Bondi to Coogee or go from Manly to the Spit
Bridge. Head an hour or so out of town and soak in a bit of nature at the World Heritage Listed

Blue Mountains, where a beautiful bushwalk is free!

For cheap accommodation, Sydney has a number of hotels that are centrally located right in the
Sydney CBD. The area of Haymarket is situated right beside Sydney's iconic Darling Harbour
and has plenty of cheap hotels on offer. Or you can venture out to the city fringe, such as inner
suburbs of Surry Hills or the Western suburbs of St Peters and Parramatta.

When it comes to cheap eats, you can't go wrong with a stroll through the many eateries in
Chinatown; Sussex St in the CBD is littered with tasty cultural delights from all around the world
- drop into Mamak in Haymarket where you can enjoy a classic Malaysian roti canai with curry
sauce for just $5. Or join the locals at the Flying Fajita Sisters in the inner west suburb of Glebe
where $3 Tacos are on the menu for Tuesday nights. Meanwhile, the locals love their neighbour
hood pub and many are bound to offer some great meal deals - the $5 steaks everyday at the
Forresters hotel in Surry Hills are a definite winner.

Meanwhile, if you're looking to enjoy a night on the town, many establishments offer cheap

5 star luxury that's cheap and easy!

Four Seasons Sydney 199 George Street, Sydney 2000 Divine luxury that won't blow your budget, this 5 star accommodation is situated in The Rocks, the historic epicentre of Sydney. With dramatic harbour front views and a luxurious day spa, this is your chance to enjoy a bit of the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

Happy Hours on the weekdays. You'll find that plenty of local pubs feature live entertainment
and music acts with no cover charge.

C heap Sydney Travel Tips

• Public transport can be costly, but for visitors, Sydney Rail
offers a great Daytripper Rail Pass to help you get around.
For just $17, you get unlimited travel on the train, bus and

ferry for the entire day - and that includes the usual $12
return ferry trip to Manly, which offers breathtaking views of
iconic Sydney Harbour.

• For those travelling in and around the Sydney CBD, a free
shuttle bus service operates from Central Station to Circular
Quay so you can get to many of Sydney's visitor highlights

for free.

• The City of Sydney hosts a number of free events all year
round for locals and visitors alike, including music and jazz
festivals, food and wine events, street fairs and

family-friendly markets - so they're a fun and cheap way to
enjoy your holiday. Ask your hotel concierge or pick up the
weekend edition of the Sydney Morning Herald for the latest
events.

• Many of Sydney's most splendid attractions really are cheap
and easy. Enjoy a walk from iconic Bondi Beach to Coogee
or spend the day at the Australian National Maritime

Museum, named one of the 12 Coolest Museums in the
World⁴ - admission is free!

• Want a cheap guided tour of the city? Download a walking
tour for just $9.95 and have your iPod or mp3 player give you
the true locals' experience. www.walkingtours.com.au

Nearby Destinations

1. The Rocks
2. Darling Harbour
3. Bondi
4. Manly
5. Surry Hills
6. Blue Mountains
7. Hunter Valley
8. Wollongong
9. Jervis Bay
10. Canberra, ACT

⁴http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/holiday_type/history_and_travel/article6877285.ece

 

C heap Accommodation & Melbourne Budget Travel Ideas

Grab your tennis racket and
pack your book of poems - you're heading to the "Sporting and

Cultural Capital of Australia". Melbourne is a world class destination for food, wine, music and culture - and none of it has to cost a fortune. There are plenty of cheap eats and many of Melbourne's best known

cultural attractions are free including admissions to the permanent collections at the National Galleries Victoria or a stroll through the Queen Victoria Markets.
So whether you're looking for a cosy cafe to spend the afternoon or hoping to catch all the action with your mates at the Footy finals, Melbourne is the perfect destination for a fun and cheap holiday all year round.

Best Cheap Accommodation in Melbourne

1. Causeway Inn on the Mall 3. Little Collins Hotel
327 Bourke Street Mall, 27 Little Collins Street,
Melbourne 3000 Melbourne 3000
Situated in the heart of the city and the Tucked away on Little Collins Street is
only accommodation on Bourke St this little gem with great rates on
Mall, this is a shopper's dream beautiful suites.

^location. Find more cheap accommodation in
2. Hotel Enterprize Melbourne.
44 Spencer Street, Melbourne 3000
Conveniently located opposite
Southern Cross Station, Hotel
Enterprize is all about providing
amazing value for very little money.

Melbourne is Australia's second largest city and when it comes to definitive Melbourne icons,
Federation Square and the Fitzroy Gardens are some of the most notable attractions.
Meanwhile, Melbourne prides itself in its unique vibe and experiences - where the locals
themselves and the culture they keep are what set the city apart.

For cheap hotels and places to stay, you'll find the big hotel chains but also plenty of little
independent operators with cheap hotel deals. When it comes to food, there's an abundance of