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Doubtfire and Full House was right on the money, although spliced with what I’d assume Seattle

to look like… 

 At Blag’s we pick up my stuff and though Raul keeps frantically calling me, Blag insists

the grind band will still be there,” taking time to show some memorabilia. He gives me a copy

of his book NINA for the road, and we exchange some other promo material before I walk off into

uncertainty. 

The Fillmore is quiet and dead, the streets are empty, the darkness enveloping. I make a

quick call and Raul is spastic & grumbling because he’s been driving around Haight/Ashbury for

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nearly 2 hours. I apologize even though I told him specifically to wait, and he agrees to pick me

up immediately. Yet he has no idea where I am, and I am totally lost, having to run up and down

multitudinous hills to realize I’m heading the wrong way. Then back down them, then up three

more to a corner where I’m supposed to meet Raul. But now he is lost and can’t find the street… 

We collide and he’s scrambled in frustration. I climb into this white minivan out of breath

& aching from that huge duffel bag, and nothing hits off right. Raul’s this short, heavily accented

Mexican guy in his mid-30’s with a slick leather coat and turtleneck. He’s nasty drunk after

killing a twelve pack, is incoherently spazzing, and looks like he’s gonna explode. We swing by a

convenience store and pick up 40’s to kill the tension. We try to figure out somewhere to relax for

the interview, and he suggests the beach. When we start driving he changes the locale to a

friend’s house, then to another’s, and then... 

Things are cooling down and he shoves a finely-rolled blunt in my mouth. Soon as the

THC kicks in, the handful of Perkasets I gobbled on the bus swing back up, and I mention how

neat it is that Fidel Castro has a street named after him. Raul immediately changes his mind and

says he wants to do the interview tomorrow when he’s sober. He has to work at 5am and asks

where I need to be dropped off.

 I, of course, have nowhere to go. I don’t push any buttons on this one because he’s

begrudgingly helping me in a nervous good cop/bad cop fashion, like talking to himself and

answering his own frustration. He realizes there is nowhere to put me and starts making phone

calls, escorting me to dead apartments & studio spots.

I suggest Severed Savior. They are practicing at 10pm and they’re space is not far from

our current whereabouts. Raul knows exactly where to go, but their rehearsal room is in an

abandoned factory section in the wasteland outskirts -- bad neighborhood with no Bus system and

three miles from any civilization, plus it’s starting to rain. 

Since Raul knows Severed Savior personally, I’m having him introduce me. It’s my best

shot against the cold. If there isn’t any after party, I’ll just get ditched near a bus stop and gruel it

out. Find some donut shop and rant at strays until 5am when I can legally sleep in a park.

We pull into this darkened death trap land with barb wire and chain link fences

everywhere behind a semi-truck storage lot. It looks like a military barracks. Inside the compound

is what one would expect – two vast corridors of 25 rooms housing 30+ bands.

But it’s Friday night and the place is silent. Not exactly a rarity, ‘cause weekends are

typically gigs and few ever practice at night. We hear some commotion in the room at the end of

the corridor, guitars being tuned, a few double bass kicks. Raul walks me up and points ahead

saying ‘there they are.’ I clank the door and turn around to say something to Raul, but I realize

he’s bolted out the back door. Poof, vanished…

 Guitarist Mike Gilbert leads me in. Bassist Murray Fitzpatrick and drummer Troy

Fullerton are fairly laid back, having smoked a bowl. A few quick words then I step out to the

hallway to make some calls. I can’t get anyone from here on the horn, and the Detroit Refugees in

San Fran are only loose acquaintances at best. Looks like I’ll be sleeping on the torn up couch in

the hallway & just hang around for Saturday afternoon, when 70% of bands practice… 

 

SEVERED SAVIOR IS IRONICALLY MY SAVIOR

Midnight in San Fran, cruising the black highway towards San Jose. Only Severed Savior vocalist

Dusty Boisjolie and myself, rumbling in his pickup truck, blazing towards a late-night after party.

The practice was ear-shattering to say the least: “Severed Savior was formed in ‘99, we recorded

our first 5 song demo ‘Puddle of Gore.’ Shortly after the release of ‘Forced To Bleed,’ our

second guitarist Rob Lumbre passed away on Jan, 5th 2002 due to a car accident shortly after

joining. We were devastated.” 

“We had Jared record the guitar parts for ‘Brutality Is Law,’ which was released on

Unique Leader in 2003. It made us more noticeable in the U.S. and worldwide. After playing a

ton of shows and establishing our sound, Unique Leader set up ‘Bloodletting North America IV

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Tour,’ and Severed Savior was asked to join the bill along with Spawn of Possession, Pyaemia,

and Gorgasm. Later we toured with Black Dahlia Murder and Cannibal Corpse -- the ‘Tour of

the Wretched’ -- but we had nothing. No van, no RV, no bus, so we put all of our money together

and this lead us to an Airport shuttle bus in Arizona.

Was it a real piece of shit?” 

Dusty Boisjolie: “The bus was in pretty bad shape. We had to gut the inside, take all the

little trinkets out, like a wheel chair lift that weighed a ton. We made it a comfortable living

environment for 7 or more people. We built the whole thing... in about 2 and a half weeks. We

were rushed, but we had bunks, a bathroom, storage for the equipment, and a pretty nice lounge

setup in the front… The day before the last day of the tour we had two major blowouts and were

stuck in Texas looking for tire shops. We get through a grueling day of being hung over and

exhausted with sunstroke only to wake up to no brakes and us barreling down the road. The bus

fills with smoke and we rush to get our shit out. The fire was too big and watched it burn away

our hopes of playing the last show and getting home. Everything else was completely ruined from

water damage as well. We had to cancel the last show and get a U-Haul to transport all of our

equipment alongside a rental car to get us home.” 

“What was the fallout?”

“Shon left and we continued as a four piece. We found a guitar player from Pennsylvania

named Joe Kort. We did two mini tours -- one with Decrepit Birth and one with Vile. We’re

currently recording our new album "Servile Insurrection" for Unique Leader Records. It will

hopefully be out before 2008.”

“Tell me all about the scene in Frisco.”

“It really varies from show to show. One night there will be a small show with a huge

turnout and then the next night there's a huge show with a small turnout, or visa/versa. Overall it's

a great place to establish your name and the same can be said to all the bands that come out of not

just San Fran, but California in general.”

“What’s the best tour you’ve done?” 

“By far Cannibal Corpse. I don't want to say boosted our ego's or anything, but it made us

feel more wanted. It gave us a more professional look as compared to the Bloodletting 4 tour.”

“How is the album you’re working on differ from past works?”

“In the beginning we were all dead set on one style which was to try to make the music as

brutal as we possibly could. It to be a crunchy, grindy, raw sort of feeling while still very intricate

and technical. I think the overall approach of the new stuff is a lot more presentable to someone

that hasn't necessarily ever heard death metal before. The lyrics aren’t as gory and satanic as they

once were. I want to break out of that realm and write songs with more meaning, comparing it to

our everyday lives and the stuff that people deal with day to day. As for the actual music we don't

stay inside the box as much as we did and try a lot of stuff we probably wouldn't have done

before. More clean guitar breaks and drum dynamics, as well as making our own bass lines more

than just following what the other person is playing. I think steps up our sound and approach a

lot.”

“The Church of Satan is in San Fran. Ever actually go to one of their sermons for the

hell of it? Or is the C.O.S. the laughing stock of the scene?”

“I personally haven't been to the C.O.S. A lot of people ask that question, but to tell you

the truth, being in a band and having to work every day takes up enough of my time. But I have

been curious as to go one day just to check it out. I wouldn't say it's the laughing stock of

anything; they have some very strong beliefs and opinions that I think everyone, as arrogant as

we are, can agree with.”

“Are there still tons of old hippies wandering the streets like acid-freak bums that still

think it’s 1969?”

“I wouldn't say that there are tons of them, but occasionally you'll have a run in with

some kind of crazy human. There's a homeless guy that scares people while hiding behind a bush.

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It's pretty hilarious but at the same time sad to see that people actually want to live that way. San

Francisco is kind of a magnet for bizarre, unusual shit which keeps it exciting and you on your

feet.”

“What do you think are the best bands in the SF scene?”

“There are so many… Possessed, Exodus, Metallica, Testament, Sadus, Primus,

Neurosis, Exhumed, Impaled, Odious Mortem, Decrepit Birth, Vile, Thanatopsis, Animosity, All

Shall Perish, Brain Drill, Osmium, Motherfuckin’ Ragweed, Sons of Chaos, Poverty, Insanity,

Ludicra…”

“Any musical side-projects going on with any of the members?”

“I recently did some backing vocals on the new Spawn of Possession but that’s about it.

Mike played guitar and did vocals on a Vulgar Pigeon album, Troy did drums for Carnivorous.

Murray toured Europe with Gorgasm.”

“What is the core message of the band itself?”

“The main message is in the name of the band itself. It pretty much says it all, you can

just think of it in different aspects. What I see when I hear the name Severed Savior, I see it more

as a cutting off of religion in a whole and not letting it become a part of your life. You can look at

it another way which is a little more stereotypical and that is Jesus’ head getting decapitated or

being completely chopped in half, kind of like in the song ‘Puddle of Gore…’

 

Dusty’s house is a split two-level with drunken metal guys drinking 40’s on the porch. Inside

there is a Pink Floyd banner hoisted on the wall, a nicely furnished living arrangement, and a

well-to-do selection of hard liquor. We tap into the Citron and the atmosphere continues, ten

alcoholics colliding arguments. Dusty leads me outside. He chuckles and points towards the roof:

You see that? That’s where the macabre pigeon house was.” 

“I cleaned that shit out a few months ago and discovered this bird nest of death. The

mama pigeon got in there somehow and laid eggs, but there was no way to get out. So these baby

pigeons cannibalized her. The nest was made of bones and decomposing feathers. It was fucking

Texas Chainsaw Massacre dude, fucking blood splattered everywhere and shit.” 

 We get on the subject of Robert Deathrage from The Meatshits and Dusty relates a

bizarre tale of a show that Deathrage threw: “We played in Ceres, CA, this town near Modesto,

and a super-fan rushes up to us as we’re pulling into the place. He’s going on and on about how

he doesn’t have any money but really wants a shirt. He’s going on about how he will let me watch

his friend punch him in the face or eat a piece of dog shit, or anything, while I declined every

offer.”

“Out of nowhere this guy gets this bright idea -- like a frikkin’ light bulb appeared over

his head -- to jump in the Port-O-Potty. He didn’t even tell me what he was going to do then

BOOM! All I hear is a splash and this bluish, glossy, Papa Smurf figure comes running toward

me with his hands raised to the sky, screaming bloody murder. I say Papa Smurf because he had

chunks of toilet paper on his head, everywhere, and he was completely blue. Chunks all over his

head, ears, mouth -- I mean everywhere. He must have jumped in head first to about his waist…” 

 So did you give him the t-shirt?

Yes, but I made him stay five feet from the merch booth. He was in the pit the whole

time, rubbing up against people that were totally oblivious. I dedicated ‘Fecalpheliac’ to him...”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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HASHBURY

Saturday morning, April 7th. I wake up covered in pillows and cat hair. The house is empty, the

golden sun is pouring in, and Raul has left 7 messages on my phone. I take a drag from the half-

smoked water bong, cough my lungs out, and delve into Raul land. 

He starts professional, but as the messages keep coming with 30 minute intervals, he

keeps getting more frantic, apologizing relentlessly, until the last message where he says he’s

booked us dinner at an upscale restaurant and he will be paying for everything, including a taxi to

pick me up wherever I might be.

 By the time I’m showered and ready, Dusty says he has work to accomplish, and offers a

ride back into town. But first he rolls a blunt and hands me this gigantic Christmas tree of a bud

as a souvenir. I buy him breakfast en route and we rummage through my list of SF bands. He

doesn’t know many of them but gives me Ross Sewage’s number from Impaled ‘cause he’s “one

of the coolest guys in Oakland.

I finally call back Raul who is still freaking out trying to appease me. We make

arrangements to meet later tonight and Dusty just looks at me like I need my head checked. By

the time we reach Haight/Ashbury, we are cotton-mouthed beyond repair, and I tell him that

Severed Savior is ironically my savior.” 

I’m in the parking lot of a McDonalds across the street from Golden Gate Park. It’s nice

outside, about 60 degrees, and there is plenty of commotion going down on the strip. There are