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CRASHING FALCON OVER PEPPER STEAK (TAKE I)

Sunday now, and I’m waiting in a parking for a cat named Drew Shefflit. He’s the drummer of

The Crashing Falcon, a pulverizing tech metal band from Huntsville that cakes on striking Iron

Maiden-type leads over violent math explosions. The OCTAGON tribe are oblivious to them, but

in usual kvlt mode they remark, ‘Isn’t that one of those million-word name bands? Like ‘I Saw

Your Girlfriend Skinning A Cat That Looked Like The Number Ten Last Autumn?’ Jumping from

one berg to the next, riding these little divisions… 

This will be good because Shefflit represents so much of the scene I have no hope in

tapping otherwise. He’s been a long-time promoter since the late 90’s and has been on the

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friendly end of the metal/punk spectrum: “I came from Saint Louis, I moved around ’97, and I’ve

got a harder Southern accent then anyone from here, ha ha. I am the drummer of The Crashing

Falcon. Our history goes back fairly far in the Huntsville scene. Where you can give the whole

evolution of Detroit, I can basically do the same here. You’re hanging out with the OCTAGON

guys? They’re basically the black metal scene right? 

“Yeah, but it’s funny. The typical ‘you’re a poseur’ corpse paint black metal bands

hate them…” Drew Shefflit: “(Chuckles) That’s interesting…” “They’re definitely more

oldschool and don’t really get the tech stuff, but I’m into all that shit. I think your material is

really tight, really well done…”

“I appreciate that… Well, I came in here in 1997, this is when everyone loved Operation

Ivy and Rancid. There’s that side, then you have the people in love with Metallica. The death

metal scene is interesting. Back in the day there’s this guy named Garth, and those OCTAGON

guys probably talked about him already [Lance Wright’s guitarist in Tipper Gore]. He basically

ran the death metal scene and was one of the nicest motherfuckers as far as death metal goes. If

he wasn’t so cool, we would never have been accepted enough to even play a show with those

types of bands. He was always open-minded. He was in Fleshtized -- they were in the vein of

Hate Eternal, super-tech death, but doing their own thing. It’s one of the best albums ever to come

out as far as this area is concerned. 

“What about your project?

“I guess our evolution would have been ‘nu-metal’ at the time, but more on the hardcore

vein like Vision of Disorder. 

“Well this is like ‘97 right? All that shit ran over everything because it was fresh and

new…

“Exactly. There was no Napster, there was no exposure. Korn and Manson were still at

their peak, Soulfly… I had this band Postal. We’re still kind of in the grunge era, System of a

Down and Incubus started picking up… We even had a DJ at the time. The records he was

scratching were weird shit though, like women screaming. The whole skater scene was involved

in that too. My band was weird enough to where we could play any shows.”

“How did it play out?”

“Columbine affected everything. I had a black trench coat with red spikes, so I looked

almost Gestapo (laughs). There are some skinhead crews around here, but I was never into that.

Columbine happens, and everyone freaks out. The parents have ‘think groups’ to figure out what

to do for the kids. They asked kids to be on committees and they decided to start throwing shows

to give them something to do on a Friday night instead of going mudding, getting drunk. These

weren’t like dark, scary kids. They got their clothes at the thrift store, shit like that. The

‘Neverland’ shows were central to the evolution of hardcore in this area. They started doing huge

ones with 200 kids easily, all local. We were doing those until this kid with an Albert Einstein

haircut yells ‘fuck you buddy,’ and my singer throws it back into the microphone. We were

expelled from the program. There are so many places we play that have ‘no cursing’ rules.”

“Were you out for good?”

“The only way to change expulsion is to join the committee. Once we infiltrated that they

told us they wanted an area so kids could do homework, which is fucking crazy, because every

church in this area has some huge gymnasium, a coffee shop, so they handle all that. The adults

were like, ‘we don’t like this, its bringing out the wrong crowd.’ What do you mean by ‘the

wrong crowd?’ Are these not the kids that you want to be watching over? These are the ones you

should be worried about. These are the trench coat kids. If you give them a community and

something to look forward to… They thought it was going to be some clean cut thing, they didn’t

even understand what their original objective was. You know that band The Pink Spiders?” 

“Oh yeah, we did a show with them in Detroit back in 2005.”

“We used to have them all the time when they were Silent Friction. My Epiphany from

Nashville, Curbside Service, 25 To Life. This is where DIY took over, ‘we’ll run out of Knights

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of Columbus.’ We totally broke away, took all their shows, and it ruined that crew. Then you had

Axion [promotion company], who did Buddyfest. They had Underoath, Dead To Fall, Aria, Bury

Your Dead before they blew up. Axion were introducing two-steps and breakdowns in this area.

On the other side the death metal scene are booking Nile back when their guarantee was only

$200. This is Catacombs of Nephran Ka era. They already had their distros, they had their shit

together, bringing in Jungle Rot, a lot of Relapse bands before they started getting big. They

pretty much stuck to their own.”

 “Are there many Christian hardcore bands in Alabama?”

“There’s a ton of Christian bands around here, which to me perverts the straight-edge

notion. Straight-edge (sXe) is supposed to set you up where you have the clarity of mind to help

make the world a just place. It’s definitely not an end in itself, only a means to an end. Many

Christian bands decide that it goes with their religion. To have that type of attachment to faith,

which is belief in something you have no proof of… If you read the Bible word for word, it’s a

horrible, horrible thing. If we compare that to Star Wars, who are we rooting for? We’re rooting

for Luke and the Rebel Forces. The bad guys are the Imperial Army with the Emperor in charge

of everything. He’s got his right hand man, the martyr Darth Vader. We’ve got Storm Troopers in

their white Imperial uniforms – the angels fighting for the lord. But who do we root for? The

rebels, the one third of the angels that were expelled. If you look how petty that god is in biblical

terms, it’s horrible to say this is holy when we can look at the witch trials, the Spanish inquisition,

the crusades, oppression of women. You can find a verse in the bible to justify any sin you want.

My favorite verse is Ezekiel 23:20 where it talks of two adulterer sisters, something to the effect

of they ‘lusted after lovers whose genitals were that of mules and his emissions were that of

horses.’” 

“Is this a prevalent theme in your lyrics?”

“That does play into what our message is politically. We’re saying all these nice and

beautiful things about god. We’re trying to set up a deity who isn’t this petty, cruel kid with a

magnifying glass to an anthill. God is something that you cannot define. With our human

comprehension, this is something we can’t grasp. The only thing we can say we’re gifted with is

our own existence. What we should be dealing with instead of the afterlife is what happens right

now. A lot of the Christian bands have a dark and scary image, yet they parade their Christianity.

And when Jesus is supposed to be the prince of peace? It doesn’t add up when you think of their

logic and their ideals, but when you realize heavy Christian music is the fastest growing music

industry in America… Kids are there to throw down, listen to heavy music, and socialize between

the sets. They’re not leaving there with any more knowledge about Jesus Christ. Then you look at

the world situation. If we do let the Christians hold our political power, are they now trying to

push a foreign policy that’s trying to make Revelations come true? Your foreign policy is making

Armageddon happen? Fuck that. They’re trying to legitimize prophecy by their policies, and

that’s a scary fucking thing.” 

“Where does the band name come from?”

“Back when we were Postal, The Crashing Falcon was going to be the next album title. It

just sounded cool, like cellar door. This is the same idea for kamikaze pilots. The phoenix rises

from the flames. What would be the antithesis of that? The Crashing Falcon. But it also works

like ‘Fist Of The Lotus,’ like a kung fu move or something.” 

“Tell me about the music itself.”

“As far as heavy goes we’re looking for a certain emotion. It is a thing like ‘what does

madness sound like?’ Not necessarily anger, because speed isn’t necessarily power. We can

watch the fastest death metal bands play. If they are doing a blast-beat at 270 BPM -- if he’s

barely tapping his snare -- if you don’t have good triggers or a good PA, it’s not going to come

off in some underground dive.” 

“What do you have to say about the straight-edge scene?”

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“People will say ‘it’s not for me but I respect it.’ You don’t even have to respect it. This

is picking abstinence over moderation, because abstinence is either ‘I’m not gonna deal with this,

‘cause it’s going to fuck me up,’ or a dietary choice. Alcoholism runs in my family. They’re not

nice drunks, their violent drunks. I have that stigma, and I don’t need to deal with that. Many of

the sXe are right wing conservatives. Especially with people talking about bringing back

prohibition, which is a terrible idea. If it were up to me I’d legalize drugs. Certain parts of town

should have a red light district. It keeps down violence and crime, just like New Orleans.” 

“Are there fascistic, violent straight-edge movements here? Like the Salt Lake City kids

who were carving X’s into peoples backs? What about the Courage Crew? There are quite a

few of them in Detroit, or used to be. They actually ripped off some kids’ ear at the Bottle

Rocket Fest in 2004. I knew a guy that had his leg broken and half his ribs because he was

eating a hamburger at a crustie, vegan, sXe squat.”

“Thankfully no. The kids dance hard as hell, but overall they’re super nice. There are

occasions when you have people from different cities, different crews, or the Ozzfest mentality,

and if they get kicked in the face a fight is going to break out. But that’s any scene. We started

from where you had emo bands playing with ska bands, punk bands playing with heavy bands all

in one show. I know where things got divided, when these bands drifted apart. I guess that just

happens naturally, but there were personal politics. I’m a little guilty of feuding, but overall I’m

trying my best to stay open-minded and keep shows diverse. We’ve had Dysrhythmia play here,

we’ve had Origin…” 

“What are some bullshit aspects within hardcore and tech that need end?”

“The whole macho Ozzfest, ‘I’m the alpha male of the bunch, let’s join the Marines.’ On

the East Coast people started swinging fists to clear space ‘cause they were sick of that. But

people get very particular about their dancing. They’ll make fun of a kid whose two-step isn’t as

superb as theirs or his spin-kick is too karate-akkata. I think that overall hardcore needs to be

more like Don Cornelius’ Soul Train. That would be awesome. If we look at the evolution of

dance – we have punk, the grunge, people getting drunk and not caring about manners. You got

your picking up change, two-steps, skanks, windmills, spin-kicks, cartwheels. A lot of times there

might be less females then males.” 

“How do we up the female quotient?”

“It’s interesting -- we still haven’t figured out how to make it a couple’s dance for

hardcore. People will say ‘that’s gay,’ but when you think about what music is and the role its

played in human evolution -- whether we want to admit it or not -- it’s basically mating dances.

You look at the male dominated, chauvinistic, ‘I’m the silver back of the pack type gorilla

dancing.’ Its spiders throwing their legs in the air, ‘I’m the crab with the biggest pinchers.’ It

would be great if people were more pro-active in evolving that. Let’s get hokey with it. Rock and

roll is supposed to be freedom. It needs to go back to a lack of rules….”

 

THE ANGELIC PROCESS OVER PEPPER STEAK (TAKE II)

Keep repeating to yourself that it will pass. These shakes aren’t permanent; you don’t have a

developing case of Parkinson’s. My hands won’t stop trembling, my body is shaking

spasmodically. The walls keep sliding, objects distorting, faces keep breathing. I feel like Keanu

Reeves at the end of A Scanner Darkly 

Then I realize I haven’t had any R.E.M. sleep since the LA Murderfest in April. The body

goes under, but the mind keeps buzzing. The second I come to I wake up in an unfamiliar place,

never really sure where I am at first or what’s going to happen next. Then I recall my lack of

water or healthy food, and that all I’ve been able to drink in Alabama is scotch or whiskey. 

It’s been relentless party-wise. One second I’m crawling around a sleazy club, the next

we’re stoned listening to Akitsa or Godless North at the apartment, or Mortigan is on drums and

I’m flying through guitar scales in our joke grind band of the week “CHINESE WORK ETHIC.” 

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We’ve been taping our sessions on a karaoke machine at Profana’s shack-turned-HQ,

which like a splice between a Stan Winston horror workshop and a down-south haunt of the

incarcerated Damian Echols. The mini-home is filled with candles, live-band flag backdrops,

pentagrams, splatters of fake blood, Jason Vorhees posters, and thick pieces of leather and spent

bullet shells. Profana utilizes it all to run his hand-made, BM war-gear online store... 

 

At any moment The Angelic Process will be picking me up for Pepper Steak at a little Chinese

joint on Logan Street. These two are driving a 2 ½ hours from the outskirts of Atlanta, and I’ve

had enough difficulty getting musicians to walk a single block.

 The duo pull up in a small black hatchback, backseat cluttered with promo boxes. They

are both genteels. In Shotgun is K Wood; a sort of quiet, polite, farm-boy gone soundfreak with

tribal tattoos on his arm and long black hair. His wife [and bassist] M Dragynfly is pure southern