15. SUPERMANS WORST NIGHTMARE
Las Vegas: Monday 28th May 1990.
"HYMIE! SLOW DOWN! I CAN'T KEEP UP!"
What is it with this fuckin' guy?! This asshole thinks we all gotta slow down because he's got one foot n shit?! Fuck him!
Right now, I hate this cocksuckin' piece of shit! Low down dirty motherfucker!
"SO TELL ME TONE! WHEN WAS YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THAT COCKSUCKER?! HUH?!"
This asshole says nothin'! Just stares down at his shoes like they got the answer or some shit!
I gotta ask the fuckin' question:
"HEY ASSHOLE! SO WHEN WAS YOU GONNA TELL ME?!"
The girls waffle some bullshit into my ear:
"Why don't we go and get a drink somewhere? Let's hit a nightclub..."
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
WHATEVER!
I tell these bitches to stay outta it! Cock suckin' slobs n shit.......
"How does it make you feel Hymie? Empowered by beating an alcoholic half to death?"
That's what this asshole says to me!
The balls on this fuckin' guy! This fuckin' prick!
"HE GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM! SO FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU PAL!"
There are times when Tone don't make no sense! This asshole admits to fuckin' with his brakes!
Getting Jeff fucked up, Tony and this broad get kidnapped and that skinhead kid gets killed!
THIS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE JUST WANTS HIM TO WALK AWAY!!!
..... Piece of shit!
I wasn't gonna let that happen! No fucking way!
NO FUCKING WAY! NOOOO SIR! I beat this asshole to a fucking pulp.
"How do you feel Hymie?!" This fucking asshole asks me.
This asshole says:
"Do you feel better? Do you feel different?"
"DAMN STRAIGHT I DO!" I tell this fuckin' asshole!
Now the prick asks me:
"Has the past been erased Hymie? Has anything changed?"
This fuckin' guy!
THIS. FUCKIN'. GUY!
Looks like I need to fuckin' break it down for this schmuck:
"FIRST OFF! DON'T GET FUCKIN' SMART WITH ME ASSHOLE! SECONDLY! HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BLAMED YOURSELF FOR THAT KIDS DEATH?! HUH?!.... HUH?!!!!!! BLAMED YOURSELF FOR JEFF?! BLAMED YOURSELF FOR THAT BROADS DEATH?! THE AUTHORITIES SAID IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT! I KNEW IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT! YOU PASSED A FUCKIN' POLYGRAPH TEST! AND THEN?! AND THEN?! YOU BUMP INTO THIS FUCKIN' LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER AND HE ADMITS HE FUCKED WITH YOUR CAR...... AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"It doesn't matter Hymie," this ASSHOLE says.
"WHAT DO YOU DO?!" I ask this fuckin' cocksucker.
"Hymie..." he says, like a fuckin' bitch n shit!
This assholes looking at his fucking shoes again.
"I'LL TELL YA! YOU LET HIM WALK AWAY!! IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME, HE WOULD HAVE JUST WALKED AWAY INTO THE FUCKIN' SUNSET ASSHOLE!!!! HE GOT WHAT HE FUCKIN' DESERVED!!"
This asshole says to me:
"Jeff is still in hospital, Abigail is still dead, Tobey is still dead... Leave the past where it is Hymie...."
"FUCK YOU!"
"Leave the past where it is...."
"FUCK-YOU!"
"You sound like a moron Hymie, y'know that?"
THIS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!! THIS FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!
I grab this motherfucker by his shirt and drop a right hook on him.
BHAAAAAAAHMMMMMM!!!!!
I'm 5'9! He's 6'4! But I smack this motherfucker like I was Mike Tyson n shit!
"TAKE THAT COCKSUCKERRR!"
This asshole falls between two cars parked up on the strip!
I don't give a fuck!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!
Shit!
What the fuck am I doing?! This is Tony........
"Jesus Tone! I'm fucking sorry! Dude! I'm sooo fucking sorry brah...."
"EVERYTHING OK?"
I turn around to see two Vegas cops. Shit!
NO-FUCKIN'-WAY!!!
I'm fuckin' busted...... So fuckin' busted.....
These two bulls help Antonio on his feet, give the asshole his cane back. I'm just waiting for the cuffs.
"I'm sorry officers, I've a bit too much to drink..... I insulted the honour of these two ladies.... My friend is doing what any gentleman would do..... He stood up for them...."
This is why I love Tony! I fuckin' love this guy! This motherfucker!
I LOVE THIS ASSHOLE!!
He goes on:
"Press charges? Absolutely not! Just a storm in a teacup. I will be taking a taxi back to my hotel and taking a well earned nap."
The two pigs walk away!
Man! Tones like my guardian angel n shit! I love this fuckin' guy!
He hug each other.... We ain't fags or nothing like that... We squash the beef. "Leave the past where it is, eh?" He says.
"Sure pal, sure."
TONES MY BROTHER! I LOVE THIS ASSHOLE!
....... Theres like this real weird silence as we walk down the street. The girls are talking to each other n shit..... My hands kinda hurting.....
Then I see it! The best strip club in Vegas: THE CANDYSTORE.
I turn to the girls:
"You bitches wanna lap dance?"
"I'm not dancing for nobody," this dumb bitch says. The bitch with the blonde hair.
"I DIDN'T MEAN YOU ASSHOLE!! I mean-"
I point to the sign for these bitches.
These broads look at each other and laugh:
"Well.... Okay... Sure...."
This place is real classy strip club- It has the best pussy Vegas can offer. These girls are all high class hookers, but real hot. Two thousand dollars an hour hot. You never know, Tone might get lucky. This place is so classy, you get a proper table n shit. Champagne, cocktails, private dancers. Everybody comes here: Gangsters, business men, Hollywood actors, rappers..... This is the shit!
As we walk in, Joe greets me:
"NO WAY! SUPERMANS WORST NIGHTMARE! AIN'T NO PARTY 'TILL THIS PIMPIN' MOTHERFUCKER SHOWS UP TO WRECK SHOP!!!"
Joes a fucking putz!
Some asshole who owns a strip club and thinks he's on a level with guys like me! This asshole aint even on my radar!
"How you doing Joe?" I push a twenty dollar bill into this punks hand. "I got guests."
"You gotta watch this guy," he says to Tone, "can"t take your eyes offa him for a second!"