Summary
Following an error over tickets purchased, the Davies are shortly given the Calpowns private box seats by accident, and, as a result of an abnormal unsympathetic conversation with Christmas, and the theatres customer service representative working that day?
Once, in the theatre, seated, high above the crowd making eye contact with Julie, sitting beneath hyperventilating because of the dreadful fabric on the chairs and walls in the theatre with her father and uncle, not including, the general inquisitive people around her, peculiarly during the intermission both families at last meet.
Afterwards a small argument between both families, Julie offers to take Hamster out for a drive the next day, where a romantic encounter of another kind apparently occurs, even if in another part of the theatre, we later meet Bones, Julianne and Greeko, better identified, as the infamous Fantsolli brothers.
Under a reconsideration given by their partnered boss, Mama, all three men agree to shortly kidnap her, seeing in the Fantsolli's personal thoughts it would teach her father a soon lesson in business, seeing the next day once, Hamster and Julie turn up missing; Danny becomes concerned in total hysterics, plus, converses with Bruno in their family home who’s not that worried.
Meanwhile, Hamster and Julie are presently seen driving around New York in her new convertible, a graduation present from dear old dad, though, her driving skills are not the greatest, needing to stop at a particular dog park that she likes to visit often.
While in her vehicle attempting to make the moves on Hamster; even so, both of them fall out of the car into a large pile of animal, inhospitable surroundings, as the Fantsolli’s appear on from a short distance, to soon take them to Mama's gym, where they’re held hostage.
After some discussion, Bruno recalls that she regularly visits an unusual park, while they all make their way there; on the other hand, Danny figures out the two of them have been kidnapped, and by whom, discovering her car was abandoned at the park, and goes to Mama's to get them back.
In the meantime, in Mama's Gym, Mama profoundly enraged that Danny's business ventures are doing so well, mostly cutting into her profiles with the Fantsolli brothers, challenges Julie to a brawl in a wrestling ring, taking into account the other males are soon smitten; a-chick fight is required.
Hobbies: Cleaning and shooting big guns
Books/Publications: Hit Men's Club, Stalker Monthly, Guns with Gigantic Bullets, Short Men with Stamina
Personal Goal: Not to be wounded in the groin
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Who comes to these places any ways, what a serious dump, besides, I’m terrified to just use the toilet in this place, and I’m a guy who doesn't get frightened that easily,
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Hey, at least, one friend is better than two, well, at times, I think,
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Wouldn’t it be better with maybe one of those divided personalities, bearing in mind if someone asked you a question, well then, you can have two immediate different answers to say to the person asking
Hobbies: Builds miniaturized boats from ice cream sticks
Books/Publications: The World According to Great Cartoons
Personal Goal: Struggling to discover further imperative words
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You know, I should have taken that course when I was young in school, it often helps people soon identify with another's way of thinking, and unfortunately my luck, the word doesn't come to mind for some reason,
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But isn't that what a family is for, to smooch food and cash off of most of the time,
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You mean like Santa, the big fat white guy, whereas, white stuff that would fall from the sky, and where Bruno may, could, would, slip and fall to likely break his leg in many places, and then, add soon after months of extensive pain,
Julian (Julianne) Fantsolli
Hobbies: Temporarily trying to keep his O.C.D. in-check
Books/Publications: Psychological thrillers
Personal Goal: Trying to trust his ex-wives more
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You two better have insurance policies on both of you because, I’m not dealing with either of your prospective wife's or girlfriends, or even their own families, plus, in particular if they’re as nuts, as you two are,
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Last time I mentioned something about someone's wife, I got kicked in the cannelloni,
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Didn’t I tell you to stop leaving your garbage in the car, now look it's drawing more ants, and you know that ants don't run off when you ask them to, considering they keep multiplying in the hundreds, therefore, it can be a thousand to one, so they can tell you to get out,
Hobbies: E-mailing desperate men, but believing she’s somebody besides
Books/Publications: The Disrespectful Modest Rich Girls Club
Personal Goal: Locating a rich man who will spoil me
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I have limited automotive insurance, even though if I could have listened to the small lizard the one-day on television, the whole thing could have taken me merely fifteen minutes, and, found a better rate, besides, I might have soon saved afterwards hundreds of dollars on my overall car insurance,
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You, be a-postman, I think the occupation would be too hard for you to walk to a house, and later have to put a letter in the mail slot, and then, walk away,
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So, what's your story or do you have an actual story to tell, or are you one of these guys who presently imagine they have a story; however, don't think they have one, or am I just to confusing for you,
Hobbies: Drinking and lighting a foul smoke here and there
Books/Publications: The Nudity Club - 1988
Personal Goal: None found on record
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We wouldn't want one of your beneficiaries to slightly pop out of your shirt and cause a car accident,
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I saw you sitting there trying to choke-out the one-eyed wallaby,
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And, if your thinking you're going to soon see any flashing, boob slips, mooning or even any disorderly conduct in anyway, you're kind-of in the wrong place,
Hobbies: Taking yoga, jumping and climbing
Books/Publications: Standard Commerce and Associations
Personal Goal: To own all the dry cleaning businesses, in New York
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Well, I will tell you how you should feel crappy that's how, as people like you make me want to watch some purplish dinosaur on television, which doesn't have any significance to this matter, but it just makes me feel better,
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I can't, I wouldn't, I couldn't, I shouldn't,
Hobbies: Flying outdoor remote planes
Books/Publications: True Italian baking
Personal Goal: Mostly to reduce on pasta dishes
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Well, with no friends in any case I can talk to myself, to soon construct a likely companion who I should point out isn't going to talk back to me,
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I’ve been cutting down recently on that, seeing I need to get my girlish figure going and those appealing curves,
Hobbies: Attempting to devise an initial board game of all video games
Books/Publications: Reader of fine poetry and scientific studies
Personal Goal: To originate the first ever micro-human transporter
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So are you trying to say that fluffy pillows and a tweeter hole, would hold more importance in a relationship, basically among other people,
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I’m still emotionally traumatized from that whole event from years ago, holes, big enough to have larger objects to suddenly slip out,
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Well, I can see someone didn't have their constructive we not need-to very dislike everything we soon observe or say breakfast this morning previous to when we left the house,
Hobbies: Gardening, cuisine, and a faithful enthusiast of Anderson Cooper
Books/Publications: A fan of romance, plus, the extremely breasted females club
Personal Goal: Not to be an added pessimistic then commonly needed in life
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Come on Christmas, you couldn't even pick up a drunken woman who couldn't even stand straight for god-sake,
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He can barely hit the toilet when he needs to use it, and the circumference size to have a baby isn't that big to start with,
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Considering you don't want to get drunk and come home with someone with a lonesome dysfunction who thinks he's all that, or likely to have a nasty rash on your lower region, and oddly has a fractional first name of a season,