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Chapter 9

 

THE SETTLEMENT

0220HRS

 

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

[looking concerned]

They will come for us you know. The government around here doesn’t

joke around.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Let them come. They will see how great we Rukus are. I will give them a

piece of my mind. They think I like to be here? I would be better off back

in the motherland. But no, they had to start fighting in the motherland.

Now I am here. So let them come. I will give them pieces of my mind.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

[ lunges and hugs big brother]

I love it when you rant big bro. Preach for us dear Brother.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

No sister. I am in the singing mood.

Wei lelelei. Gooble gooble gooble gooble goo

Hoopte hoopte hoopte hoo

These fuckers will listen to the Rukus Orchestra tonight.

Tomorrow we march, without fear to the incinerators.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

Because of this,now they will kill us for sure. I swear. But whatever.

Humpty humpty gumpty gumpty gooo

Humpty humpty gumpty gumpty gooo

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

Lelei lelei lelei lelei oooooooooooooooooooh

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

[sits down]

They way I see it, we are just shits who are in shit. We can’t run away.

We may try to change being in shit but the shit has already hit the fan.

So, we are shits. And if we do not get incinerated tomorrow then we will

grow into bigger shits.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

You and your shits, brother. I am not a shit. I am a human being.

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

You are wrong little brother. You are a smoking shit. Tomorrow they

will smoke you to shits.

 

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