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Chapter 11

 

THE SETTLEMENT

0225HRS

 

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Treating us like shit. We are human beings. Making us queue at

everything and everywhere like sheep. Making us stay crowded in one

place like cattle. Making us tethered in one place like goats.

It is one thing to treat a man like shit, now you have to treat a man like

an animal too.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

I need a smoke pretty bad.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

Those things will kill you, you know. And you know I am asthmatic

brother.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

Ptah!

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Fear not about dying little brother. Tomorrow we go up in smoke. Our

souls wafting in the air and our broken dreams scattered across the

seven seas infecting would be travellers and other people like us.

[starts dancing around as he sings]

Halala lala laha hala hala lala laha hala la!

Wingly wingly wingly wingly wingly woo!

Yolele yolele yolele yolele ooooooo!

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

Wiu wiu wiu wiu wiu wiu wiu wiu.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuu

[bursts out laughing]

 

BIG BROTHER RUKUS

That is the spirit sister. They may take away our freedom but they can’t

take away our songs. They cannot take away our singing from us.

Gobble gobble gobble dooooo

Hoopte hoopte hoopte hoooo

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