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Chapter 14

 

THE NEW SWINGTON ESTATE

0240HRS

 

 

SARAH DJIMON

Unbelievable! The police just pass by without doing anything?

[she reaches out for her phone only to find the battery is dead]

Crap!

 

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SIMON SENECA

[Reading a passage from Of Immigrants and Madness by Gilbert Foon]

“These are the bad men roaming the earth, with lots and lots of malice.

Their pockets and luggage full of their vices. You can easily hear the

snakes hiss. They shake your hand while the other holds the dagger.”

You are right about that Gilbert. Bad men these people. I think I will run

for Mayor. Just so I could get rid of them. Probably John is also awake.

Need to hear his thoughts.

 

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ERIC KAPALDI

I guess that was not the police. Must have been an ambulance.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

No way.

 

ERICK KAPALDI

Unfortunately.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

Well, call the police then.

 

ERICK KAPALDI

[sighs]

Maybe someone has called them.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

It won’t hurt to make another call, will it.

 

ERIC KAPALDI

[Reaches out on the nightstand and picks his phone. He dials 911. Some

sweet lady answers on the other end of the line]

Hello, we have a disturbance…Yes…We are at Ne-sorry-Swington Estate

along Cosgrove Road. Yes. Some douchebags are making a ruckus…I

don’t know whether they are armed…I cannot see them…I think they are

on the Old-sorry-Settlement. Oh-, okay. Alright, thanks.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

So, will they send in the police?

 

ERIC KAPALDI

 

HOOPTE GOBBLEDYGOOK

Alot of people have already called it in. The police are on their way.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

Come back to bed honey.

 

ERIC KAPALDI

Give me a minute, I want to see how it plays out.

 

LEAH KAPALDI

Honey. I am feeling cold.

 

ERIC KAPALDI

[Mumbles something inaudibly]

Alright. Alright. I still don’t understand a single word they are saying. It

is not English, doesn’t sound like any language I know of. What the

buffoonery is it?

 

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