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Chapter 17

 

THE SETTLEMENT

0245HRS

 

 

[Audible murmurs and grumbling are heard from the neighbouring

immigrants. They are hopeful in this foreign place of promise. They do

not want to cause any trouble. They do not need any more problems. Let

alone some drunks shouting in the middle of the night. Some of them

have a particular set of skills…]

 

MOGI WOBBLER

Dey bring troubl if they don quit

 

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MARIA LAZLO

Mi történik odakint?

 

JOSEF LAZLO

Nem tudom nem érdekel

 

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BORG IRATI

Assoolu

 

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MOGI WOBBLER

Troubl they brin. Troubl. Polis don come here and tek us in

 

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YULI GEREZI

[Being the immediate next door neighbour is an occupational hazard

here.] Kaka jan! MəTHərfəkərs!!!

 

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BIG BROTHER RUKUS

Hear hear. We have gotten to them. Let them feel our pain! They think

they are not shit. But they are. Tomorrow they will know.

 

SMALL BROTHER RUKUS

But will they big brother? I am bored. I need a smoke.

 

GIGGLY SISTER RUKUS

Hear hear. They shout at us!

 

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HOOPTE GOBBLEDYGOOK

 

YULI GEREZI

[shouting] MADARIKATU DENA! GUZTIAK HILKO ZAITUT! HILDA ZAUDE!

 

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MARIA LAZLO

Meg kell tudnunk, mi történik

 

JOSEF LAZLO

Menj vissza aludni no. Nem akarunk bajt

 

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MOGI WOBBLER

They gon brin troubl. I no it. I no it. Idiots!

 

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FRIDA LAURENT

[worried look on her face]

Papa, entendre entendre!

 

ARMAND LAURENT

[brushes daughter’s head]

Va dormir chérie.

 

FRIDA LAURENT

Papa, qu’est ce qu’ils disent?

 

HELENA LAURENT

Ecoute ton père, Frida.

 

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REMI SANCHEZ

[Sighs]

Aquí pensé que sería un agujero silencioso

 

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MOGI WOBBLER

Sombody gota do sumthin…Or we don

 

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