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Chapter 18

 

 

THE NEW SWINGTON ESTATE

0250HRS

 

[The addition of further indecipherable voices starts sounding like an ill

co-ordinated band]

 

SIMON SENECA

Hurrah! They made it to the land of milk and honey. There is no need to

do a fucking song or dance about it.

 

JOHN KNOWS

They have us where they wanted. With our pants down and them

gearing for penetration. They will do us in. No lubrication.

 

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SARAH DJIMON

Why are they doing this to us? They should go back to their country. The

heathens.

 

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DAK RUNDY

The Motleys are going all in this time round. Their argument is different

too. And what language is that? I thought the Motleys spoke English?

 

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CAIN MISON

[Jumps out of bed , heads towards the window, violently parts the

curtains and opens the window]

You Fuckers! You Fuckers! You

Fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers! Go to Hell!

 

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MARION HORACE

I see this caterwauling has really gotten into Cain’s nerves.

 

JAMES HORACE

Cain bloody Mison.

 

MARION HORACE

Yes dear. The one and only. I can tell that rascal’s whiny voice from

anywhere.

 

JAMES HORACE

He seems to be the most aggrieved.

 

HOOPTE GOBBLEDYGOOK

 

MARION HORACE

I think he is just the most vocal. I know there is a Swingtonite out

there-or shall I say in there [giggles] dreaming of bombing those

people off the face of the earth.

 

JAMES HORACE

God forbid,they will protest all the way to dear old Reverend Swington

in the after life.

 

MARION HORACE

[laughs]

Anyway there is the other reason Cain is all sore.

 

JAMES HORACE

Do tell. I am all ears and coughs.

 

MARION HORACE

Silly.

Our dear Cain had a booming Marijuana plantation on Old Swington.

The plants were coming up nicely I hear. He was bound to make a killing.

 

JAMES HORACE

Oh no. Then the government had this idea.

 

MARION HORACE

They didn’t think to send a memo to poor Cain. Not that Cain had placed

an injunction on any dumping of 500 Prefab houses himself.

 

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