Harry, Amanda, Vince & Mandy are now all seated around the pool drinking coffee.
Amanda. "No good you two sitting down drinking coffee. You got a boat to catch."
Harry, “What you on about?"
"I bought two tickets for a trip to Formentera, and you two are going on it."
Harry, "What the fuck would I want to go bobbing about on some poxy boat to Formentera for?"
Amanda, "Because it's got free wine, free beer, free food, and a BBQ when you get there. Plus I've heard there's a load of young birds going. Should be fun once you get them pissed."
Mandy holds her hand out to Vince, "Give us the keys. You can go in Harry's hire car."
Vince, "You got this all planned out ain't ya."
Mandy proclaiming her innocence, "Amanda bought the tickets at the hotel. I got nothing to do with it."
Amanda allies herself to Mandy, "While they're out, we can go back to yours for some more Shampoo."
"We'll be able to give them a wave from there. "Now go on or you'll miss the boat. It goes at 10.30."
Vince checking his big fat gold Rolex, "It's 10.25 already. We've got no chance."
Mandy, “You know what it's like here. No one ever leaves on time. Go on.
Go and have some fun."
Vince asks Harry, "What you reckon?"
Harry, "Fuck it. She's bought the tickets. Let's go."
All four get up and go to their cars.
Harry & Vince approach the dock side in time to see the boat they were supposed to be on is about 200 yards out to sea. There is a tour rep standing there with a clipboard. "I'm sorry gentlemen. We held the boat for as long as we could."
Vince, not that bothered, asks Harry, "What the fuck we gonna do now?"
"Don't know about you," gestures towards a Bar/Restaurant, "I'm going in there and I'm gonna have a drink, and get some of them big fuck off prawns."
A fisherman appears gesturing towards a small boat bobbing up and down by the dockside.
Señor si por favor tengo un barco, (Translated to) "Sir if you please I have a boat."
The tour rep intercedes, "He says he has a boat, he could catch them up if you want."
Harry gestures towards a nearby bar, "No, I'm alright, I'm gonna have a beer and some prawns over there."
The tour rep is still trying to get them onto the boat. That or she might lose two commissions, "The bar won't be serving food for at least another half hour. By that time you could be on the boat.
Vince with the thought of all that free wine, free beer, free food, and all those young drunken birds, he now wants to go for the boat, "Come on Harry. Let's go."
Harry, "All right let's get on with it."
Harry, Vince, and The Fisherman all get in the small boat. The boat slowly chugs away from the dock.
Harry, "You sure we're gonna catch that boat at this speed?"
Philip, Charles, Anne, and Barbara are all standing around admiring the view of the bay. They notice a small boat leaving the harbor. They are not sure but it appears to be Harry & Vince on board.
Charles is straining his eyes, "That looks like Harry & Vince, does it look like them to you?"
Anne, "It does look like them."
Philip, "Can't be. What'd they be doing on a boat this time of the morning?
Charles, "What would they be doing on a boat any time of the morning?"
Whilst over at Vince's villa. Amanda & Mandy both have glasses of Champagne in their hands. They are looking at the harbor. They see Harry and Vince in a small boat. They both wave.
The small boat is chugging along, it is now well clear of the harbor.
Vince now seems concerned, "We don't seem to be catching it."
The fisherman dives overboard and starts to swim away from the boat.
Harry, "What the fuck."
At that exact moment the boat explodes. Killing Harry & Vince.
From Vince's villa, Amanda & Mandy watch as they see the boat explode.
They raise their glasses.....Both have a drink.
Amanda, "Sorted."
Mandy, "Fucking sorted you fat bastard."
Meanwhile at their new villa, Philip, Charles, Anne, & Barbara are still standing around admiring the view of the bay. Ronnie brings out a bottle of Champaign. Gives them all a glass, and as he starts to pour out the drinks. They all hear and see the explosion.
Philip talks to Charles out of the side of his mouth, "Did Vince sign the cheque for them villa's last night?"
As the smoke subsides from the explosion. Coming into view entering the harbor. We see the Royal Yacht Britannia. The Queen Mother is sitting in a deck chair on the port side of the deck.
She gives a wave as if she is looking directly towards Philip, Charles, & Anne.
Philip, Charles, & Anne all jump back as if the Queen Mother was only feet away.
Charles, "There's something not quite right about Nana. Know what I mean?"
Anne can't take her eyes from the yacht, "Bit scary sometimes."
Philip is also still looking out to sea, "Nana might be a bit spooky. But she's always looked after us."
Charles, "Spooky's the right word. How come she's just turned up here, out of the blue?"
Anne, "We invited her. Remember?"
Barbara, "Is that who I think it is?"
Philip, "Yep, it's gonna be a hell of a night tonight."
Barbara, "Who's Nana?"