At 11.45 am the owner made two calls. He rang up the editor first and asked him whether
Mayank was going to the rival newspaper? The editor as usual had not checked the mails in the
morning and was rather taken aback. He could not answer the owner?s query.
“Editor Saheb, at least open the laptop sometimes when the company has invested on it”, a
visibly irritated owner said adding, “see the mail first and report me in half an hour which
newspaper Mayank is joining and what?s the package. Also send me an explanatory mail why
your trusted Colonel left your army”.
The general manager smiled as the owner called him and asked to report him in all possible
details whether the editor mishandled Mayank and what impact his res ignation could have on the
editorial team spirit as he was very popular among them.
The first thing both the editor and general manager did after receiving the owner?s call was to
call Mayank but he would not respond. The editor was quick to perceive the seriousness of the
situation. He was in for big trouble as the resignation issue would revive all dormant issues
against him and his detractors within would leave little to embarrass him taking advantage of the
situation. He hastened to read his mail to be in control of things.
The general manager checked that the deputy general manager, sales had arrived in his chamber
and ordered two strong coffees. The deputy general manager, marketing had left his home and
would be joining him soon.
“So early in the day you have invited me for coffee that means somebody?s ass has gone for a
toss and shock me if it is not him”, the sales head blabbered, almost barging into general
manager?s room.
“Genius...stupendously genius…such a gross wastage of talent here…if I were the owner of the
newspaper I would have promoted you to vice-president for guessing it right.”
“How bad is the ground situation... is it out of control?”
“Not yet…but we will make it. Don?t have to do much this time.”
“Sir Ji, give me the whole lead story. You know we sales people are basically hawkers; only
when I read the whole story I can decide which way to sell it.”
“Oh! The story is simple. A man was cuddling his dear baby boy in his lap.
The boy was very
happy to get his father?s attention. In sheer joy the baby kicked his limbs in the air to express his
feelings. One of his kicks landed on the balls of his dad. As the dad screamed in pain, the
terrified boy pissed in his lap. The story is as simple as this.”
The coffee arrived. A visibly happy general manager asked for some snacks and by the time the
attendant could come up with it from the office canteen, general manager had narrated to the
sales head the entire story from the resignation mail of Mayank to the owners phone calls.
The sales head was about to say something when the deputy general manager, marketing entered
the room, as usual in a disturbed state of affairs.
“The condom ad is missing today as you had instructed us not to negotiate beyond 45 per cent
discount and the rival stooped far below to lick their ass”, he shot before he settled on the chair.
“To hell with the ad…do you regret about the „missing condoms? even when you are in the bed
with your wife? Anyway, this news is stale. I knew about the deal late evening itself. I had called
you for different reason. Have your coffee first.”
The sales head smiled in the side chair. He said to himself, „is this man really as stupid as he
presents himself to be or he does it purposely to counter the devilish mechanisms of the general
manager?? He put his bet on the latter. The sales head enjoyed his snacks as the general manager
enquired about what the latest development in government advertisement case was and whether
there was any change of mind.
“How long this will go? You know Boss asks me the same question and you do not seem to have
any answer as yet”, general manager said annoyingly.
“Sir Ji, the problem is, the chief minister does not want to talk anything on this issue. His
personal secretary has told me that chief minister is very upset. And I think his point is justified.
He says chief minister also knew there was something wrong with the medical exam results and
he had been thinking of setting up a probe when we hit the headlines. The chief minister is angry
that even when he has now announced enquiry into the matter, it is just because we chose to run
the story that the opposition has gained upper hand. The opposition is now making a hue and cry
and misleading the people by saying that the enquiry is a cover up exercise”.
“Yeah…I know this too but tell me what is the way out? I am going to tell the Boss that from
next time, it should be made mandatory for the editorial team to consult the management before
going ahead with such stories. Bloody who will feed these wide mouthed beggars if we don?t
earn for them. Right now, we have to make right moves to ensure that the ban on government ads
is lifted as soon as possible.”
“Sir, if you could accept my humble suggestion, I would say that this is beyond us. The officials
have clearly said they could not help as the chief minister has himself ordered the ban. Only he
can lift it. The problem is we cannot even go to the chief minister. Only the editorial people can
save the day, as chief minister would meet only them. And why not they, after all they have
landed us in this trouble?”
“My dear brother, first time in so many years I am not regretting that I made you the deputy
general manager. Genius…stupendous genius; you have prescribed the winning formula. Why
should we lose our sleeps, those who have brought the Tsunami should also foot the bill of
rehabilitation, ain?t it?”
The general manager looked at the sales head for support and confirmation.
He smiled as usual
and offered him a cigarette which the general manager took and gave it to the marketing head
who kept it in his shirt pocket as if it was a trophy of victory.
As the marketing head moved out of the room, the general manager worked out his strategies and
assigned the sales head his little part in his game plan.
“You can use the services of my personal secretary; her English is as beautiful as she is. Ask her
to draft a mail to the Boss. In the mail, you only express your concern that newspaper looked
weak in the last one week and though the sales were not down yet but the unsold percentage had
gone up on account of poor cash sale. Do not mention anything about editorial and shoot the mail
within half an hour so that it should sound to the Boss that you are still unaware about the
resignation of Mayank”.
As the sales head moved out of his room, the general manager picked up the phone to call the
chief reporter.
“General Manager here... got the news? What news? Lo… a journalist asks me what news. Your
dear friend Mayank has been fired and you don?t know yet.”
“Fired…? But he has resigned! Editor Saheb had phoned me half an hour back and he told me
Mayank resigned citing personal reasons. He even asked me to go to his place and ask him to
talk to Editor Saheb as he was not picking up the call”, the chief reporter replied to the general
manager in utter confusion.
“What else the poor man could do? He was demoralized so much. And what was his fault? What
a simple and honest man like Mayank can do but tender his resignation when you push him that
hard against the wall? I know the inside thing; there were efforts to influence the Boss against
Mayank and all sorts of wrong information were being fed to the Boss so that he fired Mayank.
He took the right decision and well in time to save his career. And I tell you, you may be next in
line as you are being publicized as a man of Mayank?s lobby. But do not worry; I am the general
manager here. Mayank should have come to me but he trusted someone who did him in. Bad
choices always make people pay for it. I hope you understand”.
Satisfied that he had made best use of his resources to attain what he wanted, the general
manager started writing the mail to the owner.
Dear Sir,
I?m writing to you in utmost confidentiality.
It is truly unfortunate chain of events that we find ourselves into. No doubt, there is a n immense
need of caution and care in handling the situation. Prima facie it seems that somewhere, this
important point has been missed.
As Mayank is not responding to anyone right now, we have reasons to believe that he looks hurt
and down. What I have gathered from editorial team is that he had not taken things too kindly
and had some sort of run down with Editor Saheb (Details awaited).
In the past too, I had pleaded with Editor Saheb to go easy with his penchant for office time
booze bouts as often it affects his judgment and handling. This new development may unsettle
many in editorial but I will see to it that nothing untoward happens.
Sincerely yours.
General Manager.
PS: I?ll call as and when I get to talk to Mayank.
Prakash Pandey, the sales head had to take a tough decision. He smiled at his own predicament.
The choice between the devil and deep sea! He was himself a living predicament. A man of high
academic credentials but he was onto a profession which demanded street smart levels of
hawking and at times, extents of cunningness which his heart would not approve of. He hated the
autocratic and closed door mannerisms of the editor and was equally at war with the „me-only?
attitude of the general manager who technically was his boss. The editor would make serious
efforts to boss around him but with little success. The editorial and sales war was always on.
The sales head had amazing gift of putting self-made quotations in the mouth of historical
figures and he would do it with such seriousness and aplomb that it would be impossible to
disbelieve. This he would do intentionally to embarrass his rivals. Once in the chamber of the
editor, he had said to Mayank, „Winston C hurchill had told Roosevelt in 1943 that the chief curse
of humanity was that superior intelligence was always ruled over by inferior intelligence and that
was because God Almighty believed in the theory of balance of power?.
Mayank had understood
his jibe and had prodded him to add more by asking, „how do you know of this historical fact? to
which he had said, „Joseph Stalin has written the full account of the conversation between
Churchill and Roosevelt in his autobiography?. Mayank had a hearty laugh as he knew it too well
that to whom it was directed. The editor had neither doubted the story nor did he understand and
had continued watching live cricket on his desktop computer.
This was however unusual, as often, the sales head would credit Marco Polo and his accounts to
most of the quotes he would muster up. He would say it with a dead face, „I admire Marco Polo
as he was an obedient husband like me and had left home on the advice of his wife to find and
write about all those living people on earth who were superior stupid than him. I will too do the
same someday.?
The sales head weighed his options on the basis of long-term mileage and arrived at a decision
on the basis of the old corporate wisdom of balance of power. He rubbed his hands in sheer joy
to visualize the end result of his game plan.
The editor was almost done with the morning meeting with the reporters when the sales head
entered his room. He gestured him to have a seat.
“So, what?s the bad news from your side this morning”, the editor initiated the talk.
“Why bad one…I think it is a usual day of business!”
“Pandey Ji, it suggests you do not seem to know the full story. Everyone today is interested in
grabbing a slice of my precious ass. But they don?t know that like a lizard, I can grow my ass as
many times they chop it off.”
The sales head laughed heartily correcting him that lizards were more fortunate than humans as
God had chosen not to trouble them by giving them a protruded ass and instead gave them a tail.
He then told him in a manner of earnest inquisitiveness, “Yeah…morning birds were talking
about a rebellion in your army.”
“Rebellion…! And in my army! You need to see it differently. This is battleground of life. This
is men?s war. Do we invite these pigeon-hearted boys to join the battle? We don?t. We face the
enemies upfront. Losing or winning is part of the game but your destined part is to fight like a
man…a true warrior with a lion-heart. Sad it is that at times, some soldiers join the ranks whose
best place to breathe is in their mothers? lap. These cowards are deserters when the first shot of
enemies? artillery rends the air in the battleground. For the general and the army, it is often a
good riddance. The general is saved of the unnecessary burden of footing the bill of their
coffins.”
“I presume; this is an overreaction and circumstantial assessment of reality.”
“So be it.”
“It should not be it. All wars are not won in the battleground and all enemies need not be taken to
war to win against them. Some gentleman said somewhere at sometime that more muscles, more
hurdles in peace and that?s why brain has the least of both.”
The editor calmed a bit and threw a circumspect gaze towards the sales head. His instinct warned
him against it but he felt he was getting inclined to listen to what the sales head was saying. He
didn?t trust him, no doubt about it but the way the sales head sat relaxed and spoke with
authoritative composure, making constant eye contacts with him, he thought it was not bad
actually to pay heed to what he was attempting to hint at. The sales head realized that his words
had succeeded in doing what they were intended to and he quickly changed the tack.
“Editor Saheb, Marco Polo once visited our town after his long journey to China. Outside the
town gate he saw a man with a sword walking impatiently, looking every now and then towards
the path, sitting hesitatingly and within seconds start walking again.
Marco Polo thought he was
a robber and he might even kill him. But, as he approached him, it was clear that the man with
the sword was least interested in him. Marco Polo could not resist his curiosity and asked the
man what he was doing there with a sword in hand and why was he so impatient. The man said
in apparent anger that he was waiting here for his friend to come so that he could kill him before
his unholy foot could disgrace his town. Marco Polo asked why he was ready to kill a person
who he was calling a friend. He replied that his inevitable victim was once a friend and no more
as he had said disgraceful things about his dear wife whom he loved more than anything in the
world. Marco Polo asked how he could know that his friend had done such grave injustice to him
to which he said his neighbor had said so a few moments before. Marco Polo asked how he was
sure that what his neighbor said was true. The man said with confidence that his neighbor was a
notorious thief and he had overheard his friend saying such nasty things against his wife?s
integrity when he had gone late night at his friend?s house for committing theft. Marco Polo
smiled and asked him to go home right then assuring him that he would hold his friend there till
he returned from home after ensuring that his wife was well. The man reluctantly went home but
Marco Polo knew the man had lost his wife to his neighbor who, after ensuring that he would be
killed by his powerful friend would have fled away with his beautiful wife.”
“So, what is the moral of the story then?”
“It is subjective…it depends on your individual positioning…there may be more than one. O ne
moral of the story, the objective and mandatory one is that since the age of Marco Polo, the truth
remains that your neighbor always has the potential to be your worst enemy because he is the
nearest and especially when you have a beautiful wife at home”, the sales head said closing the
door behind him.
The editor promptly swung into action to rush to the facts. He called the attendant who was in
the morning duty for the general manager?s cabin and asked him some straight questions. He
smiled as the attendant answered his queries. He handed him a hundred rupee currency and
lovingly enquired about the health of his ailing wife.
He recollected the story told by the sales head a few minutes back and made some mental
calculations. There were some loose ends in the scene. He could not accept that the sales head
would not align with his neighbor and instead look like being supportive to him even when he
was in crisis. Hesitatingly, he picked up the intercom.
“Pandey Ji, as an afterthought; it might be possible that the friend of the man in your story had
done something similar in the past or something wrong and that?s why this man was easily led to
believe what his neighbor gossiped about his friend.”
“Editor Saheb, the important thing should not be missed in the mist of dark possibilities. The
question in the core is a smart choice between probability and certainty.
Whether you trust a
friend, a strong one, who had probably turned against you or a certain thief who, unfortunately,
was your neighbor?”
“And should it matter that the man?s wife was extremely beautiful?”
“It is indeed the crux of the matter. Marco Polo would not care if it were otherwise.”
“Your wife is beautiful too!”
“My neighbor has even better…!”
**