My partner had an odd dream last night about our back garden. He looked out of the back window and saw that we had a pond. He wandered outside towards two fishermen and asked them if there were any goldfish in the pond. The fishermen replied ‘what pond’ and my partner looked down and the pond wasn’t infact a pond but a putting green and the fishermen weren't fishermen but artists. He was somewhat confused and looked back at the house.
Coming out of the back door was a cat dressed as Humphrey Bogart. Figure that one out.
I had a dream last night too. Mine was about the Sound of Music and focused around Christopher Plummer playing a scene wearing a huge false nose.
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I’ve concluded that I’m not satisfied with the size of my penis.